Nintendo of Japan Presents: Things not to do to your Nintendo DSi

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This one still confuses me.

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Don't let granny spit on your game cartridge; she's old and this trick doesn't apply.
Don't place your DSi between a bugzapper with a fire sticker on it and a snowman with a Gameboy lodged in its brain.
Do not use the Force to lift up a battery out of any body of water.
Do not let an old man with plumbing pipes in his heart drink coffee and use the DSi, for this will unleash his psychokinetic powers and allow him to summon other DSi units to increase his power to the point where he will be a threat to all of mankind.
Do not link two DSi together and activate the zero gravity function and throw them at a plane.
Ten moonspeak I have smelly armpits and there's a DSi next to me and coffee so I must have been playing for days.
Do not play the DSi if your medic is a spy.