Poles Big Adventure and why it won't be released in America.

[UHMEEEEBA]

[20:34] <@UHMEEEEBA> Hmm, this could be amusing: http://www.joystiq.com/2009/01/21/poles-big-adventure-segas-countdown-to-reveal-8-bit-wiiware-t/
[20:35] <Raizen> Darle mejillas héticas la haría mas sensual?
[20:35] <Raizen> Dunno how to transtlate that word:
[20:35] <Raizen> :P
[20:35] <@[Kira]> VANS
[20:35] <Raizen> Yeah.
[20:35] <Raizen> But he's away.
[20:35] <@[Kira]> Oh right, he has to watch some movie for a class.
[20:36] <@[Kira]> THE MOVIE JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE NAME OF AN EPIC SONG
[20:36] <@[Kira]> REQUIEM FOR A DREAM
[20:37] <@[Kira]> And yes, Neon.
[20:37] <@[Kira]> I will be shocked if SEGA manages to make a decent game in this decade.

00:38] <@UHMEEEEBA> Hmm for five bucks I bet it actually probably sucks pond water: http://corrupt, adulterating shitbags.com/5136746/sega-is-counting-down-to-a-wiiware-game
[00:39] <@[YagamiLight]> You said earlier it was amusing...
[00:40] <@UHMEEEEBA> Well they used a countdown clock,
[00:41] <@UHMEEEEBA> And those make me lose a lot of respect for anything.

And today. Which basically kills any chance for a US release, well without censorship anyways.

[Jesuszilla]

Goddammit.

[Tyrannosaurus Reich]

dick jokes

[Weegee]

Since this game is "satire of the 8-bit platforming era", will it have terrible controls?  Illogical hitboxes?  Unfair enemy placement?  In case you don't remember, most platformers were horrible, and only a select few (Mario, Mega Man) were good.

Oh wait, the dick jokes. >>