The official Nintendo Wii Innuendo thread.

[UHMEEEEBA]

I need a Wii now! I can't wait until this fall!
"Mum, I finished my homework. Can I play with my Wii some more?"
"Hey Mom, Roger's bringing his Wii over. We're going to connect his Wii to my Wii and then we'll play all night."
"Do you have any Wii in stock?" asked the customer. "Or course we do," exclaimed the clerk, "Urine GameStop!"

Thanks to Joystiq: http://www.joystiq.com/2006/04/27/nintendo-revolution-now-called-wii/

And for the record it will probably be a cold day in hell if I ever actually buy a Wii.

[Jesuszilla]

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The fact that most games will involve moving the controller around really doesn't help, either....

Wii will put people more in touch with their games ... and each other.

Okay, that's just wrong.

[Fusion]

*Two Revolutions set side-by-side*
"Wii Wii?"