SPAM THREAD!

[UHMEEEEBA]

Congrats, you actually ruined a spam thread. Good job.

[Deleted User]

no u

[Jesuszilla]

Hey it's gone.

[Fusion]

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-

[kusanagi]

My first post/spam >:)

[UHMEEEEBA]

Ointypay Aresay.

[UHMEEEEBA]

Sometimes there is a sunset. In that sunset is cottage cheese.

It doesn't burn, because it's made of tar and asphalt. Eat it if you want head worms.

They know what you're thinking.

[Jesuszilla]

z=|_frac_{{sin({x^{2}+3y^{2}})};{0.1+r^{2}}}+({x^{2}+5y^{2}})|_cdot_|_frac_{{exp({1-r^{2}})};{2}}, r=|sqrt{x^{2}+y^{2}}

[Fusion]

Ointypay Aresay.

WRONG!  You forgot to bury TMF.

[UHMEEEEBA]

TFUSay

[Deleted User]

ＲＥＣＫＳ　ＰＡＲＹ！

[UHMEEEEBA]

Happy 300th Birthday Leonhard Euler,

I made you a cake... but Ciel ate it.

[Jesuszilla]

ZOMG! MY CAEK!

[UHMEEEEBA]

One plus one plus two plus one is....?

[Fusion]

OOoh, Megaman X8 glitchy exploityness in this video