The MUGEN Bullshit Awards

[Jesuszilla]

Well, this is kinda something some of us have wanted to do for a while just for shits and giggles, so here goes!

Since I've never really handled this sort of thing, I have no idea how to start this off other than saying HERE ARE THE CATEGORIES AND SOME OF THE PRE-DETERMINED NOMINEES.

Most Grooves in a Groove Select Character
CvS Goenitz/Scrooge McDuck by Jango

Best Male Character with a Great Ass
CvS Raiden
Gutsman

Best Kuromaru Compatibility
Gutsman

Cutest Couple
Kutlass and Cat'O'9 Tails

Best hat on a MUGEN character
Rolento

Best Helper in a MUGEN character
GANKBANK

Most Likely to be Confirmed for Next Smash Bros.
Niggah

Character most likely to jump out of the screen and kill you
Omega Tom Hanks

Person most likely to be a victim of above incident
OfficialMC2
Luigimaster
Anjel

Best use of fullscreen FX

Character that Soulja Boy would like the best (and never play)
Gouken by Alexlexus
Black Guile

Character that WildTengu would like the best

Best Bug
Richter Belmont gets shot in the head and doesn't do anything.

Best use of palettes to increase a minority population
MRev
Brazil
RajaaBoy

Most horrible design for a MUGEN website.
Alfonso Rodriguez

Biggest Disappointment
Fighter Factory Ultimate

Most Obviously did not read the Docs
Seravy
New

You fight like a cow
Anything by Beppu
Anything by ⑨
Tsuruya by minoo

Worst projectile spammer that isn't a Touhoe
Magaki
Cable

Most annoying voice since Reiko
Haruhi Suzumiya
Luigimaster
Angelia Avalon


Also, new rule: To prevent mass chaos, a choice in a category must be nominated by at least two different people.

So, like... Get to nominating and shit.

[MC2]

Most Grooves in a Groove Select Character
DESTRUDO RYU

Best Male Character with a Great Ass
Rugal_E
Minotaur

Best Kuromaru Compatibility
Simba

Cutest Couple
Ren Idagawa and Gouken

Best hat on a MUGEN character
Kung Lao

Best Helper in a MUGEN character
FF2 Krauser in Gonzo's Rugal

Most Likely to be Confirmed for Next Smash Bros.
Minotaur

Character most likely to jump out of the screen and kill you
Minotaur

Person most likely to be a victim of above incident
OfficialMC2
Vyx
Skeletor EX

Best use of fullscreen FX

Character that Soulja Boy would like the best (and never play)
Rajaa Ryo
Jimmy by KOD

Character that WildTengu would like the best

Best Bug
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDREAMCANCEL in Ainotenshi's Athena

Best use of palettes to increase a minority population
Jango
RajaaBoy

Most horrible design for a MUGEN website.
Club Syn

Biggest Disappointment
Juano16's Shang Tsung

Most Obviously did not read the Docs
Skeletor EX

You fight like a cow
Omake AI patches
Borghi's LV3 AI

Worst projectile spammer that isn't a Touhoe
Jin's Krauser with Kokekoko AI

Most annoying voice since Reiko
MIB's Geese

[ughwtf]

Character that Soulja Boy would like the best (and never play)
- tigre negro

You fight like a cow
- Bison by Pots

Most horrible design for a MUGEN website
-Club Syn

[UHMEEEEBA]

For clarification You fight like a cow is for badly done AIs.

[ughwtf]

oh.

[UHMEEEEBA]

I've already given some suggestions so I'm mostly just reposting but I thought up some new ones.

Most Grooves in a Groove Select Character

Best Male Character with a Great Ass

Best Kuromaru Compatibility
Nothing

Cutest Couple
Nothing and Blank
Lucky and Quad City DJ's

Best hat on a MUGEN character
Amingo's

Best Helper in a MUGEN character
Kung Fu Man's helper.

Most Likely to be Confirmed for Next Smash Bros.
Given how much the designer has a raging hard on for the Kirby series over the others...
Bonkers
Burnin' Leo
T.A.C.
Knuckle Joe
Buzzy assuming I ever get off my ass and make him not suck... Wait scratch that.

Yeah I know he created Kirby but still.

Character most likely to jump out of the screen and kill you
F1

Person most likely to be a victim of above incident
YOU

Best use of fullscreen FX
Everyone but early 2000 Brazil.
GANKBANK

Character that Soulja Boy would like the best (and never play)

Character that WildTengu would like the best

YOUR MOTHER

Best Bug
Kaboom suffers from extreme ADD.
Character Undefilier
Cirno and Miyako get MUGEN stuck in an infinite loop but fail to crash it. WARNING CONTAINS TOUHOU

Best use of palettes to increase a minority population

Most horrible design for a MUGEN website.

Biggest Disappointment
Son

Most Obviously did not read the Docs

You fight like a cow
Just for clarification this is why Tsuruya by minoo was nominated. WARNING CONTAINS TOUHOU MUSIC

Worst projectile spammer that isn't a Touhoe
Hisui by ⑨, WITH VIDEO EVIDENCE.
Oh and Neo Kamek.

Most annoying voice since Reiko

[Jango]

Just adding on some stuff (we're not voting yet, right):

Most Grooves in a Groove Select Character
CvS Goenitz/Scrooge McDuck by Jango WITH MESSATSU EDITS (the bolded part is KEY)

Best Male Character with a Great Ass
Rouga Zanma

Best Kuromaru Compatibility
Jackie Chan by Shinaku

Cutest Couple
Thor and the Horse thingy from the MvC3 project (although now I have to ask what the Ren + Gouken thing is)

Best hat on a MUGEN character
Goku SSJ3... oh wait

Best Helper in a MUGEN character
Ronald McDonald in Splode's Randy M. Green

Most Likely to be Confirmed for Next Smash Bros.
Rario by Moldredd

Character most likely to jump out of the screen and kill you
Noroko by Borghi

Best use of fullscreen FX
Noroko by Borghi

Biggest Disappointment
Kohaku's characters in general

Most Obviously did not read the Docs
MUGENLORD (for his WIP that he's using for Character Creation Tutorials)

Worst projectile spammer that isn't a Touhoe
MIB's Geese

[MC2]

(although now I have to ask what the Ren + Gouken thing is)

"Gokuren" is a letter change away from being one of those name combinations people like to use for pairings.  GoukRen.
That is about as good an explanation as I can come up with.

[Anjel]

Person most likely to be a victim of above incident
OfficialMC2
Luigimaster
Anjel

Why am I in the same category as fucking Luigimaster...? You are hurting me mang. :what:

Anyway:

Best hat on a MUGEN character


Most Likely to be Confirmed for Next Smash Bros.
Dead Horse

Best use of fullscreen FX
GANKBANK

[The_None]

Best Male Character with a Great Ass
Ralf Jones
Bebum Ryo

Best Kuromaru Compatibility
Evil Kung Fu Man MkII
Possessed Heita

Cutest Couple
Hetia and Captain Falcon

Best hat on a MUGEN character


Best Helper in a MUGEN character
The Shrimp Bus

Most Likely to be Confirmed for Next Smash Bros.
If unreleased characters count, Giygas.

Character most likely to jump out of the screen and kill you
Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement

Person most likely to be a victim of above incident
Everyone.

Best use of fullscreen FX
Noroko
GANKBANK
If Letterboxed FX count, Noah

Character that Soulja Boy would like the best (and never play)
Segalow

Character that WildTengu would like the best
If you meant "hate the worst", then GooGoo64's Jabba the Hutt.

Best Bug
Mouser's Dragon using statedef numbers that would've been later used by the creators of  Slime/Kuromaro (for you-know-what) for throws/hypers and using the said throws/hypers against a GANKBANK-included character, which results in.....

Most horrible design for a MUGEN website.
MOO PONCHO

Biggest Disappointment
SSkye's AVGN and The Critic, both in name only.
Mass
The year 2009 in general
KOF XII
Also one thing that I won't mention there because I don't want to annoy Therio that much. *shot*

Most Obviously did not read the Docs
GooGoo64

You fight like a cow
Alexlexus's Gouken

Worst projectile spammer that isn't a Touhoe
GooGoo64's Umininin.

Most annoying voice since Reiko
Daniel

[Sgt Squirrel]

Best hat on a MUGEN character


Most Likely to be Confirmed for Next Smash Bros.
Dead Horse

+1 on both

[Insanius]

Most Grooves in a Groove Select Character

Best Male Character with a Great Ass

Best Kuromaru Compatibility

Cutest Couple

Best hat on a MUGEN character


Best Helper in a MUGEN character
GANKBANK

Most Likely to be Confirmed for Next Smash Bros.
Every Kula Clone

Character most likely to jump out of the screen and kill you
Giygas

Person most likely to be a victim of above incident
Vyx

Best use of fullscreen FX
GANKBANK

Character that Soulja Boy would like the best (and never play)
Mista Burakku Shotoman

Character that WildTengu would like the best
Jedah

Best Bug
WTF COMBO DAMPENER

Best use of palettes to increase a minority population
RajaaBoy

Most horrible design for a MUGEN website.
Shinra

Biggest Disappointment

Most Obviously did not read the Docs

You fight like a cow
Too many

Worst projectile spammer that isn't a Touhoe
Miku

Most annoying voice since Reiko
Miku

[UHMEEEEBA]

Hey that reminds me what happened to the "Worst Kula Edit" award?

[Sgt Squirrel]

Character most likely to jump out of the screen and kill you
Giygas

Person most likely to be a victim of above incident
Vyx
Therio

Fixed and you should know why :boston:

[KoopaKoot]

Most Grooves in a Groove Select Character

Best Male Character with a Great Ass
Bobby Strong
Best Kuromaru Compatibility
Evil KFM MK2
Cutest Couple
Akiha Tohno and :iori:
Best hat on a MUGEN character
Rolento
Best Helper in a MUGEN character
PETSHOP AND NAKORURU
Most Likely to be Confirmed for Next Smash Bros.
SSB Meiling
Character most likely to jump out of the screen and kill you

Person most likely to be a victim of above incident

Best use of fullscreen FX

Character that Soulja Boy would like the best (and never play)

Character that WildTengu would like the best
Heart and Heart
Best Bug

or for mugen

Best use of palettes to increase a minority population
Rajaa Pals (If I did this, you'd just say niii...)
Most horrible design for a MUGEN website.

Biggest Disappointment

Athena by "Ainotenshi"

Most Obviously did not read the Docs

"Ainotenshi"

You fight like a cow

Haruhi

Worst projectile spammer that isn't a Touhoe

Rare Akuma

Most annoying voice since Reiko

Dark Reiko