Team Fortress 2 Thread

[Tyrannosaurus Reich]

so there's this new update that lets you record replays and one of the hats is an m bison refer--WAIT WHAT

GOD DAMMIT VALVE

ARE YOU TEMPTING ME INTO BUYING A FUCKING HAT?

BECAUSE IT'S WORKING

[NomadicNinja]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1uiw_L_-aI

here's a video i made

[Jango]

So there are a shitload of birds shitting all over the tf2 site, and clicking on some of them show images of a hospital and its interior.

Meet the Medic teasers?!

[Jesuszilla]

Yep. Which also means Meet the Pyro will come soon after and when that happens, it means the official release of Valve Film Maker.

[Jango]

Yup, Uber Update incoming with Meet the Medic as the main focus.

Also Heavy and Spy get mafia weapons. Figure THAT out

[UHMEEEEBA]

They were probably leftovers from that update with community designed weapons.

[Jango]

If you didn't see it yet, Day Two unveiled Middle Eastern themes for the Sniper (YES!) and Demoman (what). Of note is that the Demoman will get shoes in this pack that will let him turn while charging, so Lei-Lei's days of uniqueness are at an end. Although my guess is that you won't be able to use the Grenade Launcher with it, rendering the Demoman useless at explosions or ranged combat in general.

[Sgt Squirrel]

The new sniper is a sniper that rewards skill. If you headshot multiple times in a row, the charge bar goes way faster.

GENERAL STEAM FORUMS OPINION:

Any weapon that punishes new players and gives an advantage to good players is just... ugh.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. FUCK TF2'S PLAYERBASE. FUCK IT SO HARD THAT IT'LL GARGLE CUM FOR WEEKS ON END.

[Tyrannosaurus Reich]

The TF2 fanbase is one of the worst fanbases ever

seriously god damn

[Jango]

Soldier gets TWO weapon packs, including shoes that you can actually STOMP ON PEOPLE FROM MID-AIR. Perfect with the M. Bison hat. There's also a retarded shovel replacement that crits during rocket jumps but ONLY during them.

The Scout also got an Easter Egg set which was one I wanted since the Polycount contest: the mail-in order Bonk weapons. The shotgun replacement looks to be the most evil since it allows you to build up a Kritzkrieg-like meter just by running. also lol triple-jump bat, that'll probably break so much shit.

[Sgt Squirrel]

The bat gives you an extra jump, and either the pistol or the scattergun (can't recall) gives you ANOTHER extra jump. Quadruple jumps.

[Jango]

The FaN. Yup, even MORE fun.

As part of today's easter egg. Pyro doesn't get a pack, just the weapon that was in the beta, the Detonator. And Valve is hinting only the Engineer isn't getting an update. Which is sad because that's my favorite class.

[Tyrannosaurus Reich]

okay guys

get ready

to shit your pants

[UHMEEEEBA]

FREE? FOREVER?!

[Jesuszilla]

Again, Valve should just go into the movie business. What they do is amazing.