SPAM Thread II: SPAM HARDER

[UHMEEEEBA]

Yay my new glasses are here I think I'll go walk outside and do some lawn wor... OH JESUS WHY IS EVERYTHING DARK WHO THOUGHT TRANSITIONS WERE A GOOD IDEA.

[Jesuszilla]

Yeah I like having control. That's why I never got those kind.


I have prescription Ray-Bans though so

[UHMEEEEBA]

With the sale they were cheaper. I'll just have to deal with it.

Which by the way...

[Jango]

Test

[Jango]

HOPY SHIT Iced was right. SBAHJ will herald the apocalypse!

[UHMEEEEBA]

And AIDS PSAs.

(Also a huge ass add for Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden)

[Jesuszilla]

AW YEAH BITCHES LETS MAKE ME SOME M$NEY

EDIT: OH GOD I WANT THIS SHIRT

[UHMEEEEBA]

Courtesy of corrupt, adulterating shitbags.

[Jesuszilla]

We need more rapist Woody.

[UHMEEEEBA]

British.

[Tyrannosaurus Reich]

that woody doll is hugely popular back at youchew

[Jesuszilla]

British.

Y-Y-Y...



YOU are British.

[UHMEEEEBA]

Keep on saying that, maybe it'll be true some day and then you go to a magical land of sunshine and rainbows.

[Jesuszilla]

Reality sucks so,


you're british



and oh SHIT, I just remembered I don't have any fucking spoons.


EDIT: And also, never mistakenly pick up the fat-free strawberry pop-tarts, you might as well be eating strawberry jam right out of a fucking jar

[UHMEEEEBA]

Oh a new Homestuck flash wonder if the Ctrl T easter egg still wor...

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OH DEAR GOD