SPAM Thread II: SPAM HARDER

[Jesuszilla]

Still doesn't beat Rivers Cuomo's White Fender Stratocaster Made By Fender Musical Instruments Corporation. He's the coolest.

[Fusion]

[Brandy Bogard]

[Jesuszilla]

Just as it should be.

[UHMEEEEBA]

Shout Factory is going to release the MST3K episode of The Castle of Fu Manchu.

I cannot understand how they thought that was a good idea.

[Tyrannosaurus Reich]

just some gay little thing i made

[Jesuszilla]

Wait, he was Buster Bunny, Cow, Chicken AND the Red Guy?

News to me.


Also make more of these.

[Brandy Bogard]

What.

[UHMEEEEBA]

Do you suppose he did his Cow and Chicken scenes in one take? That'd be pretty impressive.

[Jango]

Shout Factory is going to release the MST3K episode of The Castle of Fu Manchu.

I cannot understand how they thought that was a good idea.

But isn't that the episode where the Mads try riffing it and fail miserably?

[UHMEEEEBA]

Yes but it's still easily the worst episode in the entire shows run.

[Jango]

Worse than Devil Fish? I actually fell asleep during that one.

[Brandy Bogard]

[Jango]

I just learned some distressing news.

My ailing grandmother called me over and told a secret that she needed to reveal before she passes. She told me that my aunts and uncles from her side are halfs at most because she was a love child. That's not the shocking part, though.

What really got me shook up was that my real great grandfather was BRAZILLIAN.

I've been living a lie in the community, laughing at all the Brazillian characters and Brazilly pride that permeated, only to discover that I am one of them (well, 1/8 anyway). What am I going to do?!

Love, Jango

[Jesuszilla]

Absolutely nothing? Not like it changes who you are or anything.

Personality-wise anyway.