Generic MUGEN RPG

[Jesuszilla]

Just then Claude Speed came bursting through the wall in a tank. Sambo looked over and said, "whuuuuuuuuuu~." He then walked over to the tank, opened the door, looked inside, only to find Claude Speed unconscious with a bottle of Tylenol in hand.


"Oh man I gotta get dis nigga t'da hospital," said Sambo.


He hopped into the tank and drove off only to find that the cops and US army were on his ass now.

[Jango]

Just then Sambo heard some heavy metal in the distance, followed by a familar voice.

"THUNDER"

More guitar riffs.

"HORSE"

More guitar riffs.

"THUNDER"

More guitar riffs.

"HORSE"

"Oh lawdy Deathklok is in town" thought Agentsix as he started driving towards the Deathklok concert, completely unaware that he had the entire US army on his tail.

Aztec Soldier looked out the window and continued to not submit his scores for the Stagemaster tournament that were due about a week ago.

[derryb]

"thank god im still alive that black person almost killed me" Derry Said and rushed out the door.

[Jesuszilla]

"We better not be late to our concert..." said Murderface as the Dethklok crew rushed to their concert on their motorcycles.
"Yeah, that'd be totally brutal," said Nathan.
"Hey, what's that up ahead?" asked Toki, seeing a small blob in the distance.

They traveled a bit further, only to see...

"WHOA, IT'S A TANK!" yelled Toki. "AND IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!"

It was totally obstructing the freeway, and there were no other places to go. They were on an overpass.

"We have no choice," said Nathan, "We gotta bail!"

They all took to opposite sides of the bridge and jumped off. Their bikes crashed into the tank and they all instantly exploded.


Luckily, the bridge was over water.







"... That was brutal," said Nathan.

[ughwtf]

Meanwhile back at Terrys Hotel room Everybodys chillen Havin a good time

..Terry Ask Felicia How she got involved with the Whole Scene that was made at the Casino  *felecia replies. I was a show girl For a whilr working there but when i said i didnt want to work there no more i was forced and he threatend me .....*hayato Says Yo terry Check it out Its the Fight we Was juss at its Still goin on and HEy look its our Mystery Fighter Still fighiting Well looks like Hes bout 2 win .... (terry replies hmm *in terrys Mind terrys Hoping he will be at The Fighting tournament SO he can personally vs him ... So yea hayato anyways looks like felecia feel asleep lets get some Sleep 2 ...

[Jesuszilla]

Then BigSally's sig comes along and you hear a voice like that of a god say HI U DOIN BOY and everything that happened in that last post was just a bad dream Dr. Rockso had.


"I'm never doin' acid again man..." said Dr. Rockso. He then proceeded to snort 7 lines of coke.

[Insanius]

By pure coincidence, Rockso's 7'th line proved to be his last as he dies from a totally unrelated heart attack.

"JUST AS PLANNED" thought an unknown stranger.

[Trinitronity]

This unknown stranger ended up being Light MOTHERF***ING Yagami!!!
Suddenly, Iori appeared.
:iori:: "Are you my son?"
Light: :mrox:

[Brandy Bogard]

Did you just seriously bump a thread from 2008?

[Jesuszilla]

Not only that, a completely satirical thread to make fun of a forum that is so dead, it might as well be an ancient secret.