Quote of whenever.

[Jesuszilla]

[22:13] <RunningWild> http://sl44n3sh-cfa.deviantart.com/art/Rose-You-lose-172981547 this is a fetish on DA

EDIT: NO FUCK THAT

[01:35] <Jesuszilla> ... I'm fapped out
[01:35] <Jesuszilla> I fapped to Manyuu Hikenchou twice today.
[01:35] <Jesuszilla> That. Will do a number on you.
[01:35] <@MC2> Twice?
[01:35] <@MC2> pfft, amateur
[01:35] <MooMaster666> CENSORED
[01:36] <MooMaster666> I can find da good stuff
[01:36] <Jesuszilla> MC2: I think my record is 16.
[01:36] <MooMaster666> However I'm very lazy when it comes to saving stuff
[01:36] <@MC2> Sometimes when I have a hard time sleeping
[01:36] <Jesuszilla> I can't do that anymore though
[01:36] <MooMaster666> 16?
[01:36] <@MC2> I've gone more than 25 in a row
[01:36] <MooMaster666> god damn
[01:36] <@MC2> COME BACK WHEN YOU CAN PUT UP A FIGHT
[01:36] <@MC2> hell i've gone more than that
[01:36] <Jesuszilla> TWENTY-FIVE?!
[01:36] <Jesuszilla> ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
[01:36] <@MC2> and somehow
[01:36] <@MC2> it never got sore
[01:36] <Jesuszilla> Fucking TMF's record was 20-21
[01:36] <MooMaster666> Wow
[01:37] <Jesuszilla> AND THAT'S TMF

[Brandy Bogard]

[20:35:00] <@JZ|GTA> now for the thing I do in EVERY run-through of San Andreas:
[20:35:04] <@JZ|GTA> Kill the skank Millie
[20:35:29] <@JZ|GTA> I just like coming up with ways to do it
[20:35:43] <@JZ|GTA> Thinking satchel charges strapped to a car, then I bail out and blow it up
[20:35:59] <@JZ|GTA> ... as it runs into a police station
[20:36:02] <@JZ|GTA> nice idea
[20:36:05] <@JZ|GTA> ALLAHU-
[20:36:06] <@JZ|GTA> NO
[20:36:08] <@JZ|GTA> BETTER IDEA
[20:36:13] <@JZ|GTA> I TAKE HER ON A PLANE RIDE
[20:36:17] <@JZ|GTA> ALLAHU ACKBAR
[20:36:30] <@JZ|GTA> Yes, that is what I will do
[20:36:34] <@Zero-SG> (_0

EDIT: TWENTYFIVE TIMES?!

[Jesuszilla]

KOD would be proud.

[Brandy Bogard]

At least MC2 doesn't fap in mosques

[19:21:08] <MDD> zero
[19:21:16] <MDD> why are you not getting shitfaced every night at parties
[19:21:26] <@Zero-Sennin> Because I'm underage and drinking to excess is stupid
[19:21:34] <MDD> [16:17] <@UselessLurker> What a waste of college
[19:21:43] <@Zero-Sennin> I don't give a fuck :V
[19:21:44] <MDD> okay get high then
[19:21:46] <@Zero-Sennin> No
[19:21:55] <MDD> do cok-no nvm
[19:21:59] <MDD> dont do coke
[19:22:00] <@Zero-Sennin> The only high I need is from life
[19:22:03] <MDD> thats fucking stupid
[19:22:15] <@Zero-Sennin> Glad we agree on something for once
[19:23:04] <MDD> i swear
[19:23:11] <MDD> i will never do any drug other than weed
[19:23:22] <MDD> because theyre fucking DUMB
[19:23:35] <@UselessLurker> [19:19]   <Zero-Sennin>   Have you not seen my MS Paint portrait // okay you're the rare black man with a tiny weiner
[19:23:37] <MDD> why did i capitali-you know what im doing Haohmaru palettes
[19:23:51] <@UselessLurker> Why don't you make jelqing your hobby then
[19:23:54] <@UselessLurker> that'll solve it
[19:24:15] Zero-Sennin slaps UselessLurker around a bit with a large trout
[19:24:23] Zero-Sennin kicks UselessLurker in the balls
[19:24:26] <@Zero-Sennin> shaddap
[19:24:31] <@Zero-Sennin> and what the fuck is jelquing
[19:24:38] <@UselessLurker> wiki it
[19:24:46] <@UselessLurker> don't worry it isn't nsfw
[19:25:03] <MDD> LOL
[19:25:09] <MDD> YOU CAN DO THAT?
[19:25:11] <MDD> HAHAHAHAHA
[19:25:18] <@Zero-Sennin> .
[19:25:24] Zero-Sennin [Zero-Senni@ec637e36.seg27.6ca6f223.edu.hmsk] has set mode +b *!*@c7f54c9.cpe.net.cable.f33844f1.com.hmsk
[19:25:33] UselessLurker [DNEA@c7f54c9.cpe.net.cable.f33844f1.com.hmsk] has been kicked from #TrinityMUGEN by Zero-Sennin [Zero-Senni@ec637e36.seg27.6ca6f223.edu.hmsk]: BRUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[19:25:40] Zero-Sennin [Zero-Senni@ec637e36.seg27.6ca6f223.edu.hmsk] has set mode -b *!*@c7f54c9.cpe.net.cable.f33844f1.com.hmsk

nsfw text
[spoiler]Jelqing is a penis enlargement method intended to make the penis larger by "exercising" tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. This technique, also called "milking", involves wrapping the thumb and index finger around the penis while semi-erect and repeatedly drawing them away from one's body to force blood into the glans, thus encouraging more vascularity in the corpus cavernosum and associated tissues.[7] The term Jelqing is commonly misapplied to the whole category of penis enlargement exercises which includes exercises such as Kegels and Jelqing as well as a several others with less standardized names.][/spoiler]

[Sgt Squirrel]

[20:06:02] Therio: so how did i suddenly get into a chat full of old SV members
[20:09:34] Steve: idk brah
[20:09:40] Steve: it was probably just happenstance
[20:10:52] Therio: fair enough
[20:11:07] Steve: incidentally it's been long enough that i can say this without guilt
[20:11:09] Steve: i killed your dog

i haven't spoken to these guys in about 4 years, and i had a dog until like 3 years ago

is this guy a wizard

[Brandy Bogard]

Can we please be over "ridiculously photogenic guy"

Y'all do realize that part of what makes him photogenic is that he meets Eurocentric, white supremacist, ableist, cissexist, heterocentric, binaryist ideals of male attractiveness, right?

I get that beauty isn't objective and it definitely is about who and what is being seen and in what context, but this dude would never have gotten this much attention if he hadn't presented the Perfect White Dude image to the camera, right?

I'm so tired of seeing his face everywhere because it's basically like a bunch of folks are saying, "Congrats! You're the Perfect White Man! Here's a prize just for showing up and being really white and really male and really cis and really able. Enjoy that while we fawn over you."

*rolls eyes*

[Jesuszilla]

[18:38] <@Jesuszilla> Man my life's been less stressful since I stopped putting up with them
[18:38] <@Jesuszilla> Neon was right
[18:39] <@DutchFaggot> silly guild issues
[18:39] <@Jesuszilla> asinine guild matters
[18:39] <@DutchFaggot> wait
[18:39] <@DutchFaggot> neon was right?
[18:39] <@DutchFaggot> does that mean you're going to stop putting up with us too? D:
[18:39] <@Jesuszilla> No.
[18:40] <@Jesuszilla> He left after Mach and I got into some shit.
[18:40] <@Jesuszilla> ... WHICH HAS BEEN SETTLED
[18:40] <UselessLurker> Bob's just scared o' me
[18:40] <MDD> I KNOW OF A PLACE
[18:40] <MDD> WHERE YOU NEVER GET HARMED
[18:40] <MDD> A MAGICAL PLACE
[18:40] <UselessLurker> Because he knows UP has the hots for a REAL toho fag :3
[18:40] <MDD> WITH MAGICAL CHARMS
[18:40] <MDD> INDOORS
[18:40] <MDD> INDOORS
[18:40] <@Jesuszilla> UselessLurker: LOL
[18:40] <MDD> EEENN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRSSSSSSS
[18:41] <@DutchFaggot> Lurker: Thanks for that
[18:41] <@DutchFaggot> I alost spat coke at the screen
[18:41] <@DutchFaggot> almost even

[Brandy Bogard]

[19:42:15] <MDD> GAH THIS SHIT IS STUPID
[19:42:22] <MDD> I THOUGHT I SAID TO NOT BRING IT BACK UP
[19:42:28] <MDD> WHY ARE MORE PEOPLE POSTING
[19:42:44] <@Jesuszilla> MDD: because silly guild issues
[19:42:44] <@DutchFaggot> if i tell you not to eat the cookie
[19:42:47] <@DutchFaggot> would you eat the cookie?
...
[19:48:13] <@DutchFaggot> what the fuck is wrong with you people
[19:48:16] <@DutchFaggot> it's just
[19:48:17] <@DutchFaggot> a normal
[19:48:18] <@DutchFaggot> fucking
[19:48:19] <@DutchFaggot> cookie
[19:48:25] <UselessLurker> so not oatmeal :(
[19:48:33] <MDD> its not chocolate chip?
[19:48:41] <@Jesuszilla> k
[19:48:44] <@DutchFaggot> FUCKING
[19:48:46] <@DutchFaggot> I HATE YOU PEOPLE
[19:48:48] <@DutchFaggot> SUCK MY DICK
[19:48:50] <Brandy_Bogard> LOL
[19:48:51] <@Jesuszilla> DutchFaggot: LOL
[19:49:01] <MDD> NIGGA
[19:49:04] <MDD> YOU SAID COOKE
[19:49:17] <@DutchFaggot> IT'S WHATEVER FUCKING COOKIE
[19:49:18] <MDD> THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A NORMAL COOKIE
[19:49:19] <@DutchFaggot> YOU'D WANT IT TO BE
[19:49:23] <@DutchFaggot> IT'S FUCKING MAGICAL
[19:49:27] <@DutchFaggot> LIKE SHROOMS
[19:49:30] <@DutchFaggot> NOW
[19:49:32] <@DutchFaggot> WOULD YOU EAT
[19:49:34] <@DutchFaggot> THE FUCKING COOKIE
[19:49:54] <MDD> well
[19:49:54] <@Jesuszilla> DutchFaggot: I stand by my statement.
[19:50:00] <MDD> if it was chocolate chip
[19:50:01] <MDD> yes
[19:50:03] <@Jesuszilla> I did it all for the nookie
[19:50:06] <@Jesuszilla> The nookie
[19:50:09] <@Jesuszilla> So you can take that COOKIE
[19:50:10] <MDD> if it was raisin
[19:50:11] <MDD> no
[19:50:12] <@DutchFaggot> DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME
[19:50:13] <@Jesuszilla> and stick it up yo ASS
[19:50:16] <MDD> if it was sugar
[19:50:17] <@Jesuszilla> stick it up yo ASS
[19:50:17] <MDD> MAYBE
[19:50:18] <@Jesuszilla> stick it up yo ASS
[19:50:19] <@DutchFaggot> YOU'D EAT THE GODDAMN COOKIE
[19:50:19] <@Jesuszilla> stick it up yo ASS
[19:50:27] <MDD> no
[19:50:30] <MDD> i hate raisin cookies
[19:50:32] <MDD> fuck that\
[19:50:33] <@Jesuszilla> DutchFaggot: Well
[19:50:35] <MDD> disappointing
[19:50:35] <@DutchFaggot> DON'T LIE TO ME, BITCH
[19:50:36] <@Jesuszilla> Is it YOUR cookie?
[19:50:43] <MDD> they look like chocolate chip
[19:50:45] <@Jesuszilla> Because I don't mess with other people's shit.
[19:50:47] <MDD> but then when you bite into them
[19:50:54] <MDD> you get a reality check
[19:50:58] <MDD> life hits you in the face
[19:51:01] <MDD> with a DORYA
[19:51:08] <@DutchFaggot> WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF RAISIN COOKIES ANYWAYS
[19:51:12] <@DutchFaggot> THAT SOUNDS DISGUSTING
[19:51:22] DutchFaggot backs away from the microphone
[19:51:33] <@Jesuszilla> DutchFaggot: queer
[19:51:37] <@Jesuszilla> you just backed away
[19:51:43] <@Jesuszilla> you're supposed to just throw it to the ground
[19:51:55] <@DutchFaggot> FUKKEN
[19:51:55] <Brandy_Bogard> * DutchFaggot CANS.WAV
[19:51:59] <@DutchFaggot> WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
[19:52:01] <@Jesuszilla> LMFAO
[19:52:02] <@Jesuszilla> BRANDY
[19:52:02] <@DutchFaggot> EAT MY FUCKING COOKIE
[19:52:10] <@DutchFaggot> AND THEN TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[Brandy Bogard]

PART 2

[19:52:51] <@Jesuszilla> EAT HIS FUCKING COOKIE
[19:52:53] <@Jesuszilla> SHIT
[19:52:57] <@Jesuszilla> FUCK
[19:53:07] <@DutchFaggot> WHY ARE YOU EATING MY COOKIE
[19:53:09] <@Jesuszilla> WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU JUST FUCKING EAT THAT SHITTING COOKIE YOU CUNT
[19:53:11] <@DutchFaggot> DON'T TOUCH MY COOKIE
[19:53:19] Brandy_Bogard grabs several from the jar
[19:53:20] <MDD> oh god
[19:53:23] <MDD> whats happening
[19:53:24] <@DutchFaggot> BRANDYYYYYYYYYYYY
[19:53:26] <Brandy_Bogard> D:
[19:53:27] <@Jesuszilla> and now I am reading DutchFaggot in Arnold's voice
[19:53:28] <Brandy_Bogard> D:
[19:53:28] <MDD> must save the situation
[19:53:28] <Brandy_Bogard> D:
[19:53:29] <Brandy_Bogard> D:
[19:53:29] <@DutchFaggot> DON'T
[19:53:30] <MDD> um......
[19:53:31] <@DutchFaggot> TOUCH THAT COOKIE
[19:53:34] MDD [webchat@d78e097c.dsl.pltn13.3e6fd2e2.net.hmsk] is now known as TaskMaster
[19:53:42] <@DutchFaggot> DON'T YOU DARE
[19:53:42] <TaskMaster>  AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE
[19:53:44] <@Jesuszilla> TaskMaster: ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
[19:53:44] <@Jesuszilla> ACK
[19:53:45] <@DutchFaggot> EAT THE COOKIE
[19:53:45] <@Jesuszilla> ACK
[19:53:47] <@Jesuszilla> AAAAAAAAAACK
[19:53:52] <@DutchFaggot> OR I WILL TAKE THIS WHIP
[19:53:53] <@Jesuszilla> ACK-ACK-ACK ACK-ACK ACKACKACKACKACK
[19:53:55] <TaskMaster> AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE AIM OF HAWKEYE
[19:53:59] <@DutchFaggot> AND STICK IT UP YO ASSSSS
[19:54:02] <Brandy_Bogard> LOL
[19:54:05] <TaskMaster> I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU I SEE YOU  I SEE YOU
[19:54:07] <UselessLurker> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[19:54:12] UselessLurker [DNEA@c7f54c9.cpe.net.cable.f33844f1.com.hmsk] has left #TrinityMUGEN: DEAD
[19:54:16] <TaskMaster> YOU CANT RUN AWAY
[19:54:21] <TaskMaster> YOUR IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT
[19:54:21] <@DutchFaggot> mission complete
[19:54:25] UselessLurker [DNEA@c7f54c9.cpe.net.cable.f33844f1.com.hmsk] has joined #TrinityMUGEN
[19:54:30] <@DutchFaggot> MISSION START
[19:54:41] <TaskMaster> OH NO

[MelvanaInChains]

haha. i love how you guys are actually like, y'know, having good times, and guild is being pants-on-head retarded arguing with each other during the same time period

man this place deserves to have more activity than that fucking place. holy beans. sorry for being off topic tho

[Jesuszilla]

as I said, things have been better since I left that place so even when he leaves staff I probably won't come back.


and with all that, now this applies to more than just one thing

[MelvanaInChains]

oh i don't blame you. place is fucking hopeless.

of course i vented my feelings out in a shitty video like i always do

[Jesuszilla]

I grabbed a handful of penis.

EDIT: More funtimes in #TheMadhouseOfMadness as we compare MUGEN guys to characters in Star Wars after I made the comparison of Jmorphman and Iced being Vader and the Emperor:

[22:30] <+Ricepigeon> Volzilla would work, if and only if Gill is Han Solo
[22:30] <+Blackinu> so
[22:30] <+Jesuszilla> AHAHAHAHAHA
[22:30] <@MC2> You know what
[22:30] <+titiln__> actually it sucks lol
[22:30] <+Blackinu> who's that
[22:30] <@MC2> I'm gonna get a new rap name too
[22:30] <+Jesuszilla> GILL AS HAN SOLO AND VOLZILLA AS GREEDO
[22:30] <+Blackinu> snow moose thing that obiwan had to cut open
[22:30] <@MC2> give them something else to whine about
[22:30] <+Blackinu> GILL SHOT FIRST
[22:30] <+Jesuszilla> LMFAO

[Brandy Bogard]

[20:49] <@Rapist_Tornado> One time I read this MVC3 doujin where Dante and Wesker gang banged Phoenix and I ended up fapping more to Dante than anything else

[Tyrannosaurus Reich]

i would have preferred modok