Quote of whenever.

[Sgt Squirrel]

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  <@Insanius> that game was not over
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[Brandy Bogard]

Guys... I just woke up to the craziest wrestling dream ever, it was a typical episode of Raw and they had David Otunga vs Sheamus, in the front row there was a tall skinny man with small eyes, a big nose and a mustache, his wife was identical but no mustache and loads of makeup, they were almost alien looking with huge heads and thin bodies. They were seated next to a young couple in their late teens and as the match went on the alien like man and woman started taking their clothes off, the two naked 7ft people were now screeching really loudly and began nibbling on the couples' ears, the couple were now trapped by the inbred looking lanky creatures as everyone in the arena starts leaving. Sheamus is still wrestling David Otunga and pretending nothing is going on, the creatures begin humping the heads of the two teens at an alarming speed, like the speed a vibrator goes, clinging to the heads of them, the teens are screaming like they're about to die and soon enough the police come in and try to shoot the alien like creatures, the bullets bounce off them and their tazers instead shock Sheamus and Otunga, who are still battling on and pretending nothing is happening. The police can't do anything and soon enough the entire locker room tries to break up what these creatures are doing, Kofi Kingston tries to springboard off the ring ropes and dropkick on one of the aliens' heads, instead the lanky creature thrusts his large cock out and Kofi goes flying through the roof, R-Truth then tries to do his Corkscrew Elbow but lands in the female's vagina and is blasted out through the roof like a cannon.

Nobody knows what to do until Ryback's music starts playing on the titantron, Ryback marches towards the creatures as they continue vibrating on the couples' heads, by now the couple have passed out due to brain damage. Ryback grabs the female alien by the legs for a powerbomb, but while he is lifting her the female alien squirts in his face, a baby is stuck in Ryback's throat, a screeching baby head is sticking out of Ryback's mouth as Ryback starts to wheeze and turn red, his eyes pop and his head grows, his muscular body starts getting more and more thin until he turns into one of them. Ryback is now a freakish alien version of himself, and starts screeching loudly as his testicles start throbbing, he jumps 10 ft into the air and lands on Michael Cole's head to start doing the mating ritual to Cole, Jerry Lawler says "WEEP WOOP THIS IS THE MOST ACTION YOU'VE GOT IN YEARS COLE!" until a similar looking creature falls from the sky and starts doing the vibrating mating ritual to Lawler, as the alien creature shoves it's baby into Lawler's throat the weeps and woops start to muffle and Lawler starts to wheeze and choke on the baby in his throat until Lawler starts forming into an alien version of himself.

Sheamus and Otunga are still wrestling, Sheamus looks like he's getting pumped up for the Brogue Kick and he starts shouting BROGUE BROGUE BROGUE and pounding on his chest. The creatures start humping on the heads of whoever is outside the ring, they've already started humping Primo and Epico as Rosa shouts 'POR FAVOR!!', David Otunga dodges the Brogue Kick and the match goes on. All of a sudden 'SHEEE LOOKS GOOD TO ME' plays and out comes Eve, all of the aliens stop what they're doing to look at Eve, she starts saying "John Laurinaitis has came to the decision that we need to surrender and give the aliens a sacrifice", Eve says that she is sacrificing herself for whatever the aliens want to do, Eve starts stripping naked as the aliens look intrigued, Eve takes her mini skirt and panties off and reveals a giant dong, all of the aliens screech in pain as their heads can't seem to contain the confusion of seeing a transvestite, each of the aliens heads explode as piss and shit flies upwards from their necks and the piss and shit from the aliens sprays into Otunga's face, this gives Sheamus an opportunity to hit the Brogue kick and he does, 1 2 3, Sheamus wins!

John Cena's music starts playing as Cena gives an emotional promo about how he never gave up and he rose above hate when he didn't even do anything, he then takes Primo's decapitated head and peels off the skin on his face, Cena puts the skin on his face and starts imitating Jim Carrey's Mask character as the end of show logo show in the corner.

Then I woke up.

For Moomaster, Arpa, MC2 in case he decides to come back, Matt and UL. Also Caddie because of that (seemingly canceled) Wrestlemania full game he was doing.

[Brandy Bogard]

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[19:18:07] <@Jesuszilla> FUCK YOU MDD
[19:18:13] <BigSean> C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
[19:18:18] <@DutchFaggot> lol'd
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[19:18:35] <BigSean> Im qotd this
[19:18:39] <@Jesuszilla> MDD likes pet head

[00:12:23] <[XCB]> Words i never fathomed i'd be saying: fred durst looks fucking adorable

[Jesuszilla]

01:02 Relius_Clover: ... I won't be seduced by you, demon, I have friends to get back to?
01:02 Relius_Clover: what the fuck, Zero
01:02 Relius_Clover: what the fuck, writers
01:02 Zero-BarbatosGoetia: Zero's robo boners have been dead
01:02 Zero-BarbatosGoetia: ever since Iris died

[maximilianjenus]

<ISB|DrSexual_Moocolate> I clicked on your dick Cyanide and this is what I got http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx281/MooMaster666/screencaps/oasodoaoa.png

[Orochi Gill]

If anyone calls me out as being Peter again, I'm gonna staple my ballsack to the ceiling.

[Error]

LOL that quote Gill. So glad everyone trolled Peter's site.

[Brandy Bogard]

LOL

[Brandy Bogard]

The Steam version of the game is not patched simultaneously with other PC versions of the game, and therefore will be slightly older than official patches. This is because the official patch cannot be directly applied to the Steam version

:wtf:

[K.O.D]

ubiiiiiiiiiiiii

[K.O.D]

<MDD> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
<MDD> DAMN YOU SPACEDICK
<MDD> WHAT THE HELL
<Ishida-Uryuu> he even enlarged it like 40x and posted a tinyurl
<MDD> IS THAT BIG BLACK THING GOING UP YOUR BUTT
<MDD> IS THAT A BLACK DUDES DICKS
<Ishida-Uryuu> MALA
<MDD> *DICK
<Ishida-Uryuu> CLOSE
<Ishida-Uryuu> THE
<Ishida-Uryuu> TAB
<Ishida-Uryuu> LOL
<MDD> HOW DOES IT GET THIS BIG
<MDD> MY GOD
<MDD> THIS IS LIKE
<MDD> AN ANACONDA
<MDD> WTF
<Ishida-Uryuu> now youre just doing it to yourself
<KOD> ahahaha
<Ishida-Uryuu> you like the pain

[Jesuszilla]

11:24 Relius_Clover: you guys lost your translations of neutral spanish when the neogeo died :)
11:25 Revengeance: yeah
11:25 Revengeance: not that it was GOOD to begin with
11:25 Revengeance: Bao was a WOMAN here
11:25 Relius_Clover: lol what
11:25 Brandy_Bogard: rofl
11:25 OrochiGill: Not like he had balls to begin with
11:25 Revengeance: yeah, mistranslation
11:26 OrochiGill: :)
11:26 Brandy_Bogard: w
11:26 c001357: did you want him to have balls og
11:26 c001357: balls to lick
11:26 OrochiGill: go away
11:27 c001357: cuase hes got a lot of balls
11:27 Relius_Clover: .
11:27 c001357: psychoballs

[Brandy Bogard]

You forgot

[11:55:48] <n> So I just tore someone's family apart in response to her trying to do the same to mine
[11:55:55] <n> Strangely satisfying
[11:57:36] <@Relius_Clover> ?
[11:58:03] <n> Some ex-friend of my mom's
[11:58:31] <n> She sent angry letters to my mom (got torn apart after being read once), my dad (same thing), and my grandparents (RAGE MODE ACTIVATE FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED)
[11:59:00] <n> Basically claiming my mother was the devil (RAGING HARDER) and that my dad needed saving from her
[11:59:17] <n> You do not do this shit to someone who is 70 years old (my grandmother)
[11:59:46] <n> After some talking everything was resolved between us, but hoo boy I was fucking mad seeing that shit happen to my family
[12:00:03] <n> So I decided to get back at her, and I had massive amounts of dirt on her and everyone she was involved with
[12:00:25] <n> So I sent the tax collectors to her home, considering she had a business that hadn't been paying tax for, oh, just about 10 years
[12:00:36] <n> Meanwhile I gave her a call
[12:00:39] <OrochiGill> You sinister little
[12:00:58] <@Relius_Clover> LOL
[12:01:02] <Brandy_Bogard> LOL
[12:01:16] <n> "Your husband has been screwing others for the past 5 years and your son smokes weed all the time. I hope that fucking teaches you never to mess with our family again. Enjoy your debt!"
[12:01:57] <@Relius_Clover> LOL
[12:02:05] <Brandy_Bogard> LMAO
[12:02:13] <n> And now I wait for the inevitable collapse of her family into despair
[12:02:18] <n> and I will enjoy it greatly
[12:02:49] <@Relius_Clover> That's some MC2 level shit right there
[12:02:50] <@Relius_Clover> Good job
[12:03:05] <n> Can't say she didn't fucking deserve it
[12:03:14] <n> Bitch was a psycho
[12:03:28] <n> Saying my mother was the devil and my father needed saving to my fucking GRANDPARENTS
[12:03:51] <n> Anyone else in my family would've just punched her in the face about 20 times
[12:04:01] <n> I just decided to take it a step in a different direction
[12:04:34] <n> Mostly so she can feel how it is to have something like what she tried with my parents happen to herself

[K.O.D]

OWNAGE.

[Brandy Bogard]

(256):

Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.