Quote of whenever.

[Jesuszilla]

Please I've been banned and unbanned there so many times it's not even funny.

[Jango]

Woot Dragon Claw is gonna have a baby brother. ^_^

what what in the butt?

[UHMEEEEBA]

Please I've been banned and unbanned there so many times it's not even funny.

Exactly.

[性交日本]

BUT YOU DROP THAT BOMB WHEN YOU FLOP THAT BOMB, TAKE IT TO THE JOHN ON YA BABYLON, FLUSH DOWN LIKE A SOUND THAT YOU CARRY ON, I DUN REALLY GIVE A DAMN, NIGGA YOU PISSED ON MY LAWN.

[Jesuszilla]

LOL

[UHMEEEEBA]

Paraphrased:

Professor: Do any of you buy Lottery Tickets?
Student: We're Math Majors of course we don't! This is like asking an animal rights activist group if anyone there likes to club little puppies!

[Jango]

Went on a date today, things went awry. Note that we were supposed to meet at an outdoors restaurant and go somewhere nice after meeting:

Date: (walks in with food) HEY!
Me: Hey! Oh I thought we were eating somewhere else today?
Date: Oh, sorry, forgot.
Me: Uhhhh, okay, I'm gonna get something then.

(10 minutes later, I walk back to the table)

Date: (wide-eyed, holding cup with both hands)
Me: What happened?! Are you okay?!
Date: Birds...
Me: What?
Date: Birds... 5 of them... dive-bombed me.
Me: ... Wow.

This story is totally true.

[Jango]

Boys, boys, boys   
Boys, boys, boys   
Boys, boys, boys   
Boys, boys, boys   
 
Sunshine down   
So come to town   
Set your body free   
Hold me tight   
My love tonight   
Tell me you believe   
 
Everybody, summertime love   
You'll remember me   
Everybody, summertime love   
Be my lover, be my baby   
 
Boys, boys, boys   
I'm looking for a good time   
Boys, boys, boys   
Get ready for my love 
Boys, boys, boys   
I'm looking for the good time   
Boys, boys, boys   
I'm ready for your love   
 
Stay around   
The sound goes down   
Gave our feelings right   
Take a chance   
We'll love romance   
Have some fun tonight   
Everybody, summertime love   
You'll remember me   
Everybody, summertime love   
Be my lover, be my baby   
 
Boys, boys, boys   
I'm looking for a good time   
Boys, boys, boys   
Get ready for my love   
 
Boys, boys, boys   
I'm looking for the good time   
Boys, boys, boys   
I'm ready for your love
Boys and girls and summertime love   
Summertime love I'm the beast tonight   
Say hey, say you, say me, say what   
Everybody is got a cup   
Don't stop, don't move   
I just catch your body in the room   
I said hey, I said who   
I said me, I said you get a groove   
 
Boys, boys, boys   
In summertime love, in summertime love   
Boys, boys, boys   
Let's summertime love, let's summertime love   
Boys, boys, boys   
In summertime love, in summertime love   
Boys, boys, boys   
Let's summertime love, let's summertime love   
 
Everybody, summertime love   
You'll remember me   
Everybody, summertime love   
Be my lover, be my baby   
Boys, boys, boys   
I'm looking for a good time   
Boys, boys, boys   
Get ready for my love   
 
Boys, boys, boys   
I'm looking for the good time   
Boys, boys, boys   
I'm ready for your love

[UHMEEEEBA]

lol wut.

[性交日本]

Daimond            Jango doesn't wanna look
Daimond            He might think it's NSFW
Doc_Muerte       xD
Doc_Muerte       lol @ downloading pr0n only when 18.
Daimond              I would actually
Daimond              But I'm stupid enough to click it anyway : P
Daimond              lol @ doom3[dot]zoy[dot]org
Daimond              I got caught off guard by Aztec
Daimond              And you
Doc_Muerte       ROFL.
Daimond              Twice
Doc_Muerte       same site.
Daimond                 In the same day
Doc_Muerte       roflmao.
Doc_Muerte       QOTFD
Daimond              NO U
Doc_Muerte       k
Doc_Muerte       XD
Daimond              Well maybe

[Jesuszilla]

[02:43]   <Vans>   I'm not a cat person, I'm a ___ person.
[02:43]   <Vans>   how the fuck do you answer that
[02:44]   <Jesuszilla>   dog
[02:44]   <Jesuszilla>   . . .
[02:44]   <Vans>   OH THAT WORKED
[02:44]   <Vans>   I misunderstood the question.
[02:45]   <Vans>   I answered i'm a REAL person.
[02:45]   <Jesuszilla>   LMAO
[02:45]   <Jesuszilla>   QOTFD

[Jango]

Suave dude says, "I submit that the leaker is THAT MAN, KUNG FU MAN!" as he points to a teenager-surrounded karate practitioner sitting in the gallery.

"GUILTY!!! GUILTY!!! SEIZE HIIIIIM!" yells the honorable Jesuszilla as he bangs his gavel.

Kung Fu Man's eyes widen is disbelief, and then he kung fu flees the scene. Authorities were hindered by several sympathizers of the suspect, allowing Kung Fu Man to escape.

OK, next mystery please.

???

[UHMEEEEBA]

When moving out I found a disc containing my old program files including my IRC logs, ladies and gentlemen I give the entirety of "And so I said that's not a carousel it's a centrifuge.".

Damn pity I didn't find any MUGEN files though...

[22:42] * Jesuszilla has joined #mugen
[22:42] <Jesuszilla> yo
[22:43] <STUFF> And so I said thats not a carousel its a centrifuge and it was so funny.
[22:45] <Jesuszilla> ... and that's how I defeated Yoda with Clorox Bleach.

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[22:28] <Argon_Tiger> And so I said thats not a carousel its a centrifuge.
[22:29] <mad7> must have been a really big centrifuge
[22:29] <Argon_Tiger> Indeed,

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[18:55] <Jesuszilla> Silly window issues.
[18:55] <Al_Capone> And so then I said that not a carousel, its a centrifuge! And it was so funny.

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[15:48] <Al_Capone> And so then I said thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge.
[15:49] <[Rolento]> And that response angered me.
[15:51] <[Rabite]> as it would anyone

[15:27] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said thats not a carousel its a centrifuge and it was so funny.
[15:29] <aLuCaRd_X> LOL
[15:29] <aLuCaRd_X> That was hilarious.

[21:08] <Vans> So then I said, "By god Jamil, I think you just tripped the light fantastic."
[21:08] <AznMyztik> XD
[21:09] <Psicoso> Wow that was old the first time I saw it.
[21:09] <AznMyztik> Why the repeating?
[21:09] <MachinaWeapon> Subliminal message.
[21:09] <Neon_Tiger> I'm sorry my centrifuge/carousel kicks Jamil's ass.

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[16:58] <XGargoyle> hey
[16:58] <Neon_Tiger> And so I said thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge.
[16:58] <Kung_Fu_Man> Hey XG.
[16:58] <Kung_Fu_Man> AHAHA

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[15:34] <Al_Capone> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."

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[17:47] <Jesuszilla> Yo
[17:47] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."
[17:48] <VinceJ> .
[17:48] <Jesuszilla> Why do you do that?
[17:48]<Neon_Tiger> Why don't I do that?

[17:49] * Bia has joined #randomselect
[17:49] <Bia> Hello. :)
[17:50] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."

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[18:22] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."

[16:36] <LadyKiKi> Hmm.
[16:36] <LadyKiKi> debatable.
[16:36] <Vans> So then i said, I skinned the CAT!
[16:37] <Neon_Tiger> My carousel-centrifuge will own the skinned cat any day.
[16:39] <Beat92Box> Hopefully, MUGEN characters never work with OpenMugen, but have to be fixed first. But then it would be nice if it didn't have the word "Mugen" in the name
[16:39] <Neon_Tiger> But that would make sense.
[16:40] <LadyKiKi> Is OpenMUGEN really making that much progress?!
[16:40] <Vans> i tought Rhakys was the best right now.
[16:40] <Beat92Box> It's still missing tons of stuff
[16:40] <Beat92Box> but it's progressing
[16:42] <Beat92Box> I couldn't get anything working properly because of the lack of generic triggers like random/gametime etc ...
[16:52] <Titiln> Hey dudes
[16:58] * Bia has joined #randomselect
[16:58] <Bia> Ahoy there! :D
[16:59] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."
[17:00] <Bia> ... This is getting a little repetitive. ;P
[17:00] <LadyKiKi> what is?
[17:00] <Bia>  <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge." <- This. :)
[17:03] <Vans> So then i said, I skinned the CAT!
[17:03] <Vans> :D
[17:03] <Neon_Tiger> My carousel-centrifuge will own the skinned cat any day.

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[22:02] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."
[22:02] <Jesuszilla> And he was a happy penis indeed.
[22:06] <Titiln> [22:57:32] <Neon_Tiger> I was getting fucked in the butt by a gorilla.
[22:06] <Titiln> [23:02:07] *** Jesuszilla (youfail@14055b16.6ca5eca1.24.32.imsk) has joined #randomselect
[22:06] <Titiln> [23:02:16] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."
[22:06] <Neon_Tiger> Your attempt at wittness fails.
[22:07] <Neon_Tiger> <aLuCaRd_X> He doesn't have what is needed to use them !
[22:07] <Neon_Tiger> * Jesuszilla has joined #randomselect
[22:07] <Neon_Tiger> <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."
[22:10] * Vans|Away is now known as Vans
[22:10] <Titiln> first off it's wittiness and SECOND OFF didn't you just ruin your own joke by pasting the real happenings
[22:11] <Neon_Tiger> Not really, it's not meant to be funny.
[22:11] <Neon_Tiger> It's meant to be annoying.
[22:12] <Titiln> oh it's not meant to be funny good copout
[22:12] <Neon_Tiger> So once again, you fail at having a point.
[22:12] <Vans> UGH
[22:12] <Titiln> oh man YOU FAIL what's next O RLY
[22:12] <Machina|Mall> SRSLY?
[22:12] <Titiln> so this guy walks into a bar
[22:12] <Machina|Mall> Oh wait, that's my line.
[22:12] <Titiln> and then teen titans totally spies
[22:12] * Machina|Mall is now known as MachinaWeapon
[22:13] <Titiln> why are you idiots looking at me like that I AM NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY HERE
[22:13] <MachinaWeapon> ..
[22:14] <Jesuszilla> Nigga, what the fuck is juice?
[22:48] * [Rolento] has quit IRC (Quit: [Rolento])
[23:01] <Titiln> fart

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[15:45] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."
[15:47] <ZERGTitiln> That's a god damn fake story.
[15:47] <ZERGTitiln> The part with the three dogs, to be specific.
[15:47] <ZERGTitiln> Fucking bullshit if I've ever seen it
[15:47] <VinceJ> As I was saying, then I tripped him and stepped on his neck.

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[21:14] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."

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[21:09] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."

[20:07] <Neon_Tiger> !egufirtnec a s'ti ,lesuorac a ton staht dias I neht dnA
[20:07] <Fusion> "And then I said thats not a carousel, it's a centrifuge!" Translated.
[20:08] <MachinaWeapon> Hahahahaha.
[20:08] <MachinaWeapon> The fact that I get it saddens me.
[20:09] * MachinaWeapon sits in the corner and cries
[20:09] <Fusion> !noeN ,ereh ni moorb kaeps nac ohw eno ylno ton er'uoY
[20:09] <Fusion> I speak fluently.
[20:09] * aLuCaRd_X kicks machina in the nuts.
[20:09] <Neon_Tiger> I do believe Machnia would be the first person to get it.
[20:09] <Fusion> Making my entire sentence, including punctuation, backwards.
[20:09] <aLuCaRd_X> =)
[20:10] <Neon_Tiger> !tceles b pu sserP
[20:11] <Fusion> !DLIAF SAH NOITANIMOD DLROW ROF NALP YM

[00:50] <Al_Capone> And so then I said thats not flan, its THE SPANISH INQUISTION.
[00:51] <Vans> http://s15.invisionfree.com/Badass_STUFF/index.php?showtopic=60&view=getnewpost
[00:51] <MachinaWeapon> Okay, that one judt made no sense.
[00:51] <MachinaWeapon> just*
[00:51] <Al_Capone> Was it suppose too?
[00:51] <MachinaWeapon> Well, you started well with the carousel centrifuge one.

[23:56] <Vans> Anything new?
[23:56] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said thats not a carousel its a centrifuge.

[20:09] * Neon_Tiger changes topic to 'And so then I said thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge and it was so funny.'
[20:09] <Neon_Tiger> I can't believe I only just thought of that.

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[18:18] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Vans
[18:18] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said that's not a carousel, it's a bunch of knive wielding roman senators.
[18:19] <Vans> Sexy?
[18:27] <Neon_Tiger> ... if you like being stabbed to death I suppose.
[18:27] <MachinaWeapon> Well, it was at the foot of his own statue,
[18:27] <MachinaWeapon> if that isn't sexy I don;t know what is.
[18:28] <MachinaWeapon> don't*

21:09] <Vans> Love reboots, i am now lightining fast... kinda.
[21:12] <Al_Capone> New script time,
[21:12] <Al_Capone> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."
[21:12] <Al_Capone> YES

[23:17] * ChanServ sets mode: +v [E]dgar
[23:17] <Vans> So then i said: "Dude you totally fail at riding a carousel"
[23:17] <MachinaWeapon> ...
[23:18] <Al_Capone> OH NO YOU DIDN'T

[16:25] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said thats not a centrifuge it's a carousel! And all of our lab data was fucked up.
[16:35] <MachinaWeapon> ???

[12:29] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."
[12:29] <aLuCaRd_X> I wanna hear the full joke.
[12:29] <aLuCaRd_X> >_>
[12:30] <Neon_Tiger> And it was so funny.
[12:31] <aLuCaRd_X> :o
[12:31] <Neon_Tiger> But then everyone died on the account of having their limbs ripped off by the centrifuge.
[12:31] <aLuCaRd_X> Niiiiiice. :D

[23:02] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Jesuszilla
[23:02] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."
[23:02] <Jesuszilla> test
[23:02] <Jesuszilla> ...
[23:02] <Jesuszilla> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS!
[23:02] <Neon_Tiger> What is your problem.

[17:32] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."
[17:32] * Fox_McCloud lololololololol
[17:47] <Neon_Tiger> I miss my uber fast connection.
[17:47] <Neon_Tiger> The days of dling a 900 mb file in 60 seconds must wait until Fall.

[22:47] <Neon_Tiger> And so I said,
[22:47] <Neon_Tiger> That's not a carousel, it's a centrifuge.
[22:47] <Jesuszilla> Classic.
[22:47] <Neon_Tiger> No, I concur, is a classic.

[22:42] <Neon_Tiger> And so I said,
[22:42] <Jesuszilla> Yo.
[22:42] <Neon_Tiger> That's not a carousel it's a centrifuge.
[22:42] <Jesuszilla> Get some new material.
[22:42] <Jesuszilla> Like,
[22:42] <Jesuszilla> So then I said,
[22:43] <Jesuszilla> "I wanted swiss cheese, you stupid son of a bitch."

[00:28] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Vans
[00:29] <Vans> Godammit.
[00:29] <Vans> I just hate when they move MY connections.
[00:30] <Neon_Tiger> Those bastards.
[00:30] <Neon_Tiger> Not to mention I timed this badly, as I was going to do the carousel thing.
[00:31] <Neon_Tiger> ... which reminds me I don't think I ever tried it on him...
[00:31] <Vans> On who?
[00:31] <Vans> That whose name shall not be mentioned?
[00:31] <Neon_Tiger> TMF
[00:31] <Vans> You-know-who?
[00:31] <Vans> VOLDEMORT!?
[00:31] <Neon_Tiger> ...
[00:32] <Neon_Tiger> Model W Serpent says:
[00:32] <Neon_Tiger> And so I said, that's not a carousel, it's a centrifuge.
[00:32] <Neon_Tiger> Kohaku is demented. says:
[00:32] <Neon_Tiger> Wait, if people were in a centrifuge large enough to be confused for a carousel wouldn't it kill them?
[00:32] <Neon_Tiger> Model W Serpent says:
[00:32] <Neon_Tiger> Holy fucking shit, someone finally got the joke.
[00:33] <Vans> Whoa
[00:33] <Vans> I see QUOTE MATERIAL
[00:34] <Kung_Fu_Man> Wait...
[00:34] <Kung_Fu_Man> ...people didn't get that from the getgo?
[00:34] <Vans> Get what?
[00:34] <Kung_Fu_Man> The joke.
[00:34] <Neon_Tiger> A lot of people didn't.
[00:35] <Neon_Tiger> Pretty much everyone in #mugen and #randomselect now that I look back on it.
[00:48] * Vans state 3500
[00:49] <Neon_Tiger> Kohaku is demented. says:
[00:49] <Neon_Tiger> Now do another a Math stage, but this time with OilMan.
[00:49] <Neon_Tiger> Model W Serpent says:
[00:49] <Neon_Tiger> Fuck you.
[00:51] <Vans> LOL Rasetsu Kyaku
[00:52] <Neon_Tiger> What?
[00:52] <Vans> It's just a warp forward.
[00:52] <Vans> I just need to add velocities and it's done.
[00:53] <Vans> That move is SO simple..
[00:53] <Neon_Tiger> Sounds silly.
[00:53] <Vans> Yup
[00:57] <Neon_Tiger> Kohaku is demented. says:
[00:57] <Neon_Tiger> Hey did you hear the new Mortal Kombat will have a character creation function?
[00:57] <Neon_Tiger> Kohaku is demented. says:
[00:57] <Neon_Tiger> Guess what'll create on my own Memory card JUST to piss you off.
[00:57] <Neon_Tiger> Model W Serpent says:
[00:57] <Neon_Tiger> Doesn't matter, I plan on making Chuck Norris, and giving him nothing but kicks.
[00:57] <Neon_Tiger> Kohaku is demented. says:
[00:57] <Neon_Tiger> O_O

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[23:54] <Neon_Tiger> And so then I said "Thats not a carousel, its a centrifuge."
[23:54] <Vans> Hey
[23:54] <VinceJ> KIKYOU DIES... OLD NEWS, SHE RETURNS EPISODES LATER, AND FINALLY DIES IN THE MANGA
[23:54] <Neon_Tiger> And then TMF was all like ZOMGWTFBBQSAUCE.
[23:55] <VinceJ> kthnxbye
[23:55] * VinceJ has left #badassstuff

Edit: Found two more.

[22:17] <Vans> HEY WHAT'S THAT!!!?
[22:17] <Neon_Tiger> A centrifuge.
[22:17] <Neon_Tiger> What were you not expecting the Spanish Inquisition?

[23:53] <Neon_Tiger> And so I said,
[23:54] <Neon_Tiger> Thats not a NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!
[23:54] <Jesuszilla> Then KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN ATE MY ICE CREAM!

Fun Fact: Contrary to popular belief this wasn't the thing I said most frequently in chats that reward belongs to OH SNAP!.

[Jesuszilla]

Okay that OilMan thing cracked me the fuck up.

[UHMEEEEBA]

From a conversation I had on the phone:

Friend: Hey, if I have quintuplets you know what I'm going to name them?
Me: What?
Friend: Garland, Palamecia, Zeromus, Exdeath, and Kefka.
Me: ...
Friend: It would be so cool. DAMN IT EXDEATH WHY DID YOU FAIL ENGLISH, NO DESSERT!

Sometimes, the people I know make TMF seem NORMAL...