Quote of whenever.

[UHMEEEEBA]

[00:24] * @[YagamiLight] (youfail@140560e3.93.20.98.ip.52c9489d.net.hmsk) Quit (Quit: L YOU'RE TAKING TOO FUCKING LONG AND I AM TIRED)
[00:25] <@[L]> Oh
[00:25] <@[L]> dinner.

Time stamps included for full effect.

[Jesuszilla]

[13:06] <Karasawa> I beat it
[13:06] <Karasawa> last night
[13:06] <[YagamiLight]> YOU WHAT
[13:06] <Karasawa> Yeah
[13:06] <Karasawa> 18 hours

[ughwtf]

ughwtf says (8:53 AM):
I like cybering because there's a chance it really IS a 40 year old man on the other side.
★ sent 6/18/2008 8:55 AM:
I like cybering with the 13 year old girls on Habbo becuase I know it really IS an FBI officer on the other end

[UHMEEEEBA]

[23:08] <@UHMEEEEBA> Green Biker Dude is the nameless NPC who dies in the intro of MegaMan X2.
[23:08] <[Matthew]> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
[23:08] <[Matthew]> You're AlucardX.
[23:08] <Karasawa> Yet
[23:08] <Karasawa> You named himn
[23:08] <Karasawa> him*
[23:08] <@UHMEEEEBA> No I didn't, that would be Sub Tank and the community.
[23:09] <Karasawa> So they named him
[23:09] <Karasawa> but
[23:09] <Karasawa> hes nameless
[23:09] <@UHMEEEEBA> He doesn't have an official name.
[23:10] <Karasawa> What do you mean he faked his death
01[23:10] <@UHMEEEEBA> His explosion sprites don't match.
[23:11] <[Matthew]> What is a NPC?
[23:11] <@UHMEEEEBA> ...
[23:11] <@UHMEEEEBA> OK.
[23:11] <@UHMEEEEBA> I'm just going to minimize this and work on Slot Machine.
[23:12] <[Matthew]> What is a NPC
[23:12] <[Matthew]> ?
[23:13] <@[L]> rewre
[23:13] <[Matthew]> What?
[23:14] <@[L]> NON
[23:15] <@[L]> PLAYER
[23:15] <@[L]> C_______
[23:15] <[Matthew]> I thought it was Non Playable Character.
[23:15] <@[L]> WHY DO YOU ASK IF YOU ALREADY KNOW
[23:15] <@[L]> NO
[23:15] * [Matthew] was kicked by [L] (SONIC BOOM)

[UHMEEEEBA]

Double post, to show that not everything I say when people join the channel is total bullshit.

Yesterday,

[00:48] * RobertTheSmall (chatzilla@6ca5ecbb.6ca5f03d.70.18.imsk) has joined #TrinityMUGEN
[00:48] * ChanServ sets mode: +o RobertTheSmall
[00:49] <@UHMEEEEBA> And that's how I used Star Tropics to win an argument.

Saturday the day before, in MSN (no you don't get my MSN it uses my private e-mail, sorry),

Headphones Character says (8:12 PM):
I don't think you understand, *CENSORED*, there is always, and I do mean ALWAYS, a relevant Touhou related image. It's like a rule of the internet. Hell, people have had entire conversations using only panels from Touhou Doujins. Don't believe me? Name three video game franchises and I'll dig up some images that show this point.

Headphones Character says (8:13 PM):
Oh, and before you get any ideas I wouldn't say Team Fortress 2, *CENSORED*. You have to remember nearly every community has a clan for that game. I'd bet someone already did Erin as a Medic.

[UHMEEEEBA] says (8:13 PM):
Well this seems easy enough. All I have to do is pick American or mostly American based franchises.

[UHMEEEEBA] says (8:13 PM):
Half Life

[UHMEEEEBA] says (8:13 PM):
Grand Theft Auto

[UHMEEEEBA] says (8:13 PM):
I have a third one I can think of, but that's my trump card so I'll save it.

Headphones Character says (8:14 PM):
Heh, fine those two should be easy enough, give me five minutes.

Headphones Character says (8:20 PM):
Suwako with a head crab: http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/286/suwakoheadcrable2.jpg

Headphones Character says (8:20 PM):
And the classic, in this case literal, Touhou Hijack: http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2373/touhouhijackmx8.jpg

[UHMEEEEBA] says (8:21 PM):
Very well, you have forced my hand.

[UHMEEEEBA] says (8:21 PM):
STAR TROPICS

[UHMEEEEBA] says (8:21 PM):
Find THAT bitch.

Headphones Character says (8:21 PM):
Star Tropics?

[UHMEEEEBA] says (8:22 PM):
Star Tropics was a Nintendo franchise for the NES. And I do mean NES it was never released in Japan, and even then is obscure in America and Europe. It had a sequel, so therefore it is technically a franchise.

Headphones Character says (8:22 PM):
I hope you realize you just broke a fundamental rule of the internet *CENSORED*.

[UHMEEEEBA] says (8:23 PM):
Glad to be of assistance.

[UHMEEEEBA]

PART TWO: THE REVENGE, also MULTI-TASKING:

[00:28] <@UHMEEEEBA> Some of my sandwich fell into my drink and I just drank it.
[00:28] <@UHMEEEEBA> It was still awesome.
[00:29] <Karasawa> What were you drinking
[00:29] <@UHMEEEEBA> Water.
[00:29] <@UHMEEEEBA> Seriously.
[00:29] <Karasawa> oh
[00:29] <Karasawa> well I mean yeah
[00:29] <Karasawa> its just water
[00:29] <@[YagamiLight]> I must be the only one who doesn't drink water unless he's desperately thirsty.
[00:29] <Karasawa> I have to have water
[00:29] <@UHMEEEEBA> I use to drink obscene amounts of soda.'
[00:29] <@Dr_Rockso> okay fine
[00:29] <Karasawa> after every single bite of food I gulp a drink of water
[00:29] <Karasawa> religiously
[00:29] <@Dr_Rockso> I like my coffee
[00:29] <@UHMEEEEBA> I stopped earlier this year when I got really sick and couldn't stomach it.
[00:29] <@[YagamiLight]> I drink nothing but soda and juice.
[00:30] <@UHMEEEEBA> So now I drink water, juice and vodka.
[00:30] <Karasawa> I drink milk, tea, and water. Thats it.
[00:30] <@[YagamiLight]> And milk.
[00:30] <@UHMEEEEBA> The last sparingly.
[00:30] <@[YagamiLight]> And tea.
[00:30] <@UHMEEEEBA> QUICK.
[00:30] <@UHMEEEEBA> Someone say something random.
[00:30] <Karasawa> PUMPKIN CONDOMS
[00:30] <@UHMEEEEBA> THANKYOU.

MEANWHILE:

Headphones Character says (12:24 AM):
I WISH TO TEST MY THEORY AGAIN BOB.

[UHMEEEEBA] says (12:24 AM):
Didn't I already disprove it the other day? Hell I mean I have it quoted now in Trinity MUGEN's quote topic.

Headphones Character says (12:24 AM):
And I'm sure you but in the part where I tell you to get back to work or I'll make you play Super Marisa World right?

Headphones Character says (12:26 AM):
Didn't think so. Anyways, this time instead of video game franchises I want you to name more specific things. I don't care what moves, TV shows etc. If you don't I'll show you the Marx-Flandre image.

[UHMEEEEBA] says (12:26 AM):
Fine.

[UHMEEEEBA] says (12:27 AM):
The Shun Goku Satsu.

[UHMEEEEBA] says (12:27 AM):
Something containing a monocle.

[UHMEEEEBA] says (12:27 AM):
And I'm sure this exist, I just want it for macroing purposes. That rabbit chick with a pancake on her head.

Headphones Character says (12:29 AM):
You aren't  very creative. Think of something else to go with that.

[UHMEEEEBA] says (12:30 AM):
OH FINE. Pumpkin Codoms.

Headphones Character says (12:30 AM):
WHAT?! That doesn't make any sense at all! There are no men in Touhou (except Kourin)! Fine I'll ignore that one and just do the other suggestions, dumbass.

Headphones Character says (12:34 AM):
SPRING Goku Satsu: http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/3917/springgokusatsuvz0.jpg

Headphones Character says (12:35 AM):
Ibuki Akius, don't ask: http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/4139/ikubiakiustranslationbj8.jpg

Headphones Character says (12:36 AM):
Reisen Udonge Inaba with a pancake on her head: http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/5276/reisenpancakeyb7.jpg

Headphones Character says (12:37 AM):
And for you continued co-operation a bonus: http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8202/remivrabbitta6.png

[UHMEEEEBA] says (12:40 AM):
You almost made me spit up my sandwich water.

Headphones Character (12:41 AM):
I'm not going to ask.

[Jesuszilla]

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
Well the final chapter (yes, it really is over) of Inuyasha is up now.

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
ABOUT GODDAMN TIME THEY ENDED IT

L says:
Manga?

L says:
do they marry

L says:
kiss, whatever

L says:
Just curious

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
Good question! Let's find out

L says:
link

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
http://www.onemanga.com/Inuyasha/558/01/

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
OH MY GOD

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
"BY THE WAY, [MIROKU] ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME FOR YOUR KID TO BE BORN?"

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
IT'S-

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
A- BOIIIII

L says:
LOL

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
WTF THAT MAKES...

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
HE HAS 3 CHILDREN?!

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
http://www.onemanga.com/Inuyasha/558/09/

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
OH MAN THIS CALLS FOR SOME MUSIC

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
(CUE "FROM THE INSIDE" BY LINKIN PARK)
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Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
Need to fix that volume...

L says:
LOL

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
(CUE "FROM THE INSIDE" BY LINKIN PARK WHICH SOUNDS BETTER THAN THE PREVIOUS)
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Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
yes it sounds weird

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
blame DFX

L says:
They never kiss.

L says:
This is bullshit.

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
HAHAHAHAAHAHA

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
OH MAN YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
THIS IS QOTD MATERIAL

L says:
WHAT?

L says:
I mean SERIOUSLY

L says:
Ever since the 5th fucking EPISODE or WHATEVER they've been trying to kiss

L says:
AND THEY FUCKING DIDN'T

L says:
EVEN ON THE LAST CHAPTER

L says:
WHAT THE FUCK.

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
ROFL I GOTTA ADD MORE NOW AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

L says:
FUCK YOU, NIGGER.

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
AHAHAHAHA

[UHMEEEEBA]

PART 3: THE EPIC FAILURE

Headphones Character says (11:47 PM):
HAY BOB.

[UHMEEEEBA] says (11:47 PM):
What do you want THIS TIME?

Headphones Character says (11:47 PM):
More, how you say STUFF, to test my theory with.

[UHMEEEEBA] says (11:48 PM):
Must I? I mean we already kind of debunked it.

Headphones Character says (11:48 PM):
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/4779/doitag2.jpg

[UHMEEEEBA] says (11:48 PM):
Fine then, something involving Pepsi.

[UHMEEEEBA] says (11:49 PM):
Something involving Jedah from Darkstalkers.

[UHMEEEEBA] says (11:49 PM):
And finally, Moskau. If you can pull this off I'll concede you may have a point.

Headphones Character says (11:50 PM):
Before I get those, behold the power of Walfas Create a Touhoe, I have created a Touhou inspired Zoda! I call it Zo-hou! http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/6493/zohouju1.png

[UHMEEEEBA] says (11:50 PM):
What. No. Seriously. What.

Headphones Character says (11:50 PM):
The Walfas Create a Touhoe makes it possible to create nearly anything. Want a picture of Tewi with glasses and a microphone? Walfas can do it (CARROT REIN SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN CARROT REIN). Anyways, give me a bit.

Headphones Character says (11:51 PM):
You score for the Jedah, while I recall seeing a picture of him hanging out with the Scarlets I can't find it.

Headphones Character says (11:51 PM):
Here's a picture of Nitori with Cucumber Pepsi. http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/7681/nitorith10ab56db5.png

[UHMEEEEBA] says (11:51 PM):
WHAT. CUCUMBER IS NOT A SODA.

Headphones Character says (11:52 PM):
Cucumber Pepsi is actually a flavor of Pepsi in Japan. Nitori is a kappa, and kappas are often associated with eaten cucumbers.

Headphones Character says (11:56 PM):
This one took quite a bit of time. Sorry bout that. http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/5306/gensoykaumy2.png

[UHMEEEEBA] says (11:56):
DFGDFSGERTHERUOTHERWEEWFHDSLAJFHDSFO$R#$@Rerhgiju32h08432fueahgdfioughfdjklna

Headphones Character says (11:56):
<TECHNI-COLOR>AWESOME!</TECHNI-COLOR>

[Jesuszilla]

[11:33] <MachinaWeapon> Oh Jesus. Rikard quit?
[11:33] <Karasawa> If i--WHY
[11:33] <RobertTheSmall> Nah
[11:33] <Karasawa> oh good
[11:33] <RobertTheSmall> He just put that up
[11:34] <RobertTheSmall> if you go to his old index
[11:34] <RobertTheSmall> it's all there
[11:34] <MachinaWeapon> ?
[11:34] <RobertTheSmall> He's just being... Rikard
[11:34] <RobertTheSmall> http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm
[11:34] <RobertTheSmall> erm...
[11:34] <[YagamiLight]> LOL

[Jesuszilla]

Famardy/Stephan says:
btw do you know how to hack forums?

Kira - SOMEBODY ELSE says:
If I did, I'd have the entire community by the balls.

Famardy/Stephan says:
lol

Famardy/Stephan says:
i have visual studio 2005

Famardy/Stephan says:
i heard you can use that to hack

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[UHMEEEEBA]

PART 4: THE END OF PART I

[UHMEEEEBA] says (12:42 AM):
I wish to end your Touhou image theory once and for all! I can pick any subject right?

Headphones Character says (12:43 AM):
Yes any subject and I'll find a related image.

[UHMEEEEBA] says (12:43 AM):
The Wilhelm Scream, a canned sound effect. If you can find a picture of a sound effect, I'll admit you have a point.

Headphones Character says (12:43 AM):
... but... that's... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Headphones Character says (12:44 AM):
*Defeat animation*

Headphones Character says (12:45 AM):
I shall endeavor much harder to prove the second half of the theory is true! You'll see! YOU'LL ALL SEE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA...

[UHMEEEEBA] says (12:45 AM):
Nothing finally did something.

Enraged Headphones Character says (12:50 AM):
NOTHING CAN KISS MY ASS.

[Jesuszilla]

Ryuuzaki says:
I'm watching two llamas fuck.

Ryuuzaki says:
Why?

[UHMEEEEBA]

Undeleted by popular demand,

Enraged Headphones Character says (9:23 PM):
Heck even I think the two Touhou fighting games suck.

Enraged Headphones Character says (9:24 PM):
Case in point: http://youtube.com/watch?v=fBZzVVJ_7wM

[UHMEEEEBA] says (9:26 PM):
...

[Insanius]

<[Matthew]> No offense but these QOTD are getting lame.

[Fusion]

* Ash is black.

We had a ball in that chat, we couldn't tell if he was talking about a pile of ash, Ash Ketchum, or Ash from Evil Dead.  No, it wasn't a black guy with the nickname Ash.