Quote of whenever.

[UHMEEEEBA]

He idled for four hours and got 2 Flare guns, a sandman and a Scottish Resistance.

Then he idled some more and got 3 more items. After that he idled even more and finally got the Homewrecker which I assume was why he was idling in the first place.

What's the prize?

How about some brownies, I could use some brownies.

Or a flamethrower so I can set the guy who said it on fire, either works.

[Deleted User]

[15:31] <Jesuszilla> gotta do research that involves porn in about an hour
[15:31] <Vans> gm
[15:31] <Vans> *hm?
[15:31] <Jesuszilla> ***Male Participants Only*** ***Email *LULZ* to confirm your appointment time*** ABOUT THIS STUDY: This study is aimed at understanding the relationship between psychological factors, such as mood, sexual behaviors, and sexual attitudes, and male physiological sexual arousal response. The study consists of one 1.5-hour session which takes place in the Sexual Psychophysiological L
[15:32] <Jesuszilla> aboratory. A female researcher will explain all of the study procedures including an explanation of the equipment you will be using (male plethysmograph, ECG, continuous arousal meter). The study includes viewing erotic films, answering questionnaires, and having your physiological sexual arousal data monitored during the session. Also, some participants may be asked to take an herbal...
[15:32] <Jesuszilla> ...supplement. After understanding the study procedures and consenting to participant, the researcher will leave the room and communicate with you through the intercom. The first assessment begins with an initial questionnaire, attaching the equipment, and completing a pre-film questionnaire just before the film. Once the 12-minute film ends, you will be asked to complete a post-film...
[15:32] <Jesuszilla> ...questionnaire. The second assessment is the same as the first assessment, though there is a different film. At the end of the second assessment, you will be debriefed and the researcher will answer any questions you may have.
[15:32] <Jesuszilla> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plethysmograph
[15:32] <Vans> What the fuck
[15:32] <Jesuszilla> .... plethysmo... THey want me to stick my WHAT.
[15:32] <Jesuszilla> IN WHERE
[15:32] <Jesuszilla> ..........
[15:32] <Vans> LOL
[15:32] <Vans> LOL
[15:32] <Vans> LOL
[15:32] <Vans> LOL
[15:32] <Jesuszilla> Oh God what did I sign onto.
[15:33] <Vans> YOU'RE GONNA- HAHAHAHA
[15:33] <Vans> I'M SORRY
[15:33] <Vans> THIS HAS TO BE FUCKING QOTD

[Jango]

Found a random nugget of joy from this site.

im not sure who to tell or what to make of it myself yet so im here trying to confess whats going on in my head…………………over the weekend i stopped at my mates house, her parents went away for a short break and she got trusted with the house by her bother who should have been staying at home but went out with his mates anyway, so I stopped over for the night. after watching loads of tv, having the normal girly fun, make up, boys, pizza etc we go bed. i get to use her parents bedroom, so i’m washing my make up off and doing my hair in the bath tub……….

half way washing my hair and i hear the door open in the bed room, few seconds later i hear the panting of the dog, thinking it was jen i say hello boy and he starts nudging my face, i brush him off and the next thing i know he’s behind me, trying to hump me. Naked with just a towel around me, his paw’s scratching around my waist as the damn shower head is spraying all over the place. it’d be quite funny if it wasn’t for what happened next

So, im there trying to get the dog off my back, trying to point the shower head into the bath and turn the taps off. Leaning forward a bit to reach for the taps, he finds my hole and starts humping really fast

although he didn’t enter me, he did squirt quite a lot down my legs. I fight him off me and rush into my friends room, head half soaked in suds and I’m like your dog is trying rape me! and she was like, hah its ok you can’t get pregnant and I was like :O and just looked at her as if to say you what!
i’ve had a dog that used to hump a teddy a lot and the odd leg, but never actually a person.. wtf

Too bad we don't have spoilers because I think this quote might require it.

[Deleted User]

[spoiler]We do now. [/spoiler]

[Jesuszilla]

[K.O.D]

[Anjel]

[KoopaKoot]

[Jesuszilla]

[UHMEEEEBA]

This is the quote thread not the spam thread you morons.

[Jesuszilla]

My thoughts exactly. Had to break it up somehow.

[Insanius]

[K.O.D]

great that will be the mental image of koopakoot stuck in my head from now on (first it was a black penguin with shades on, riding a pimpin' london double-decker bus)

[Sgt Squirrel]

pimpakoot

[K.O.D]

<SatouSei> kod: make your bet whip or kula?
<KOD> kula, although i'd prefer whip
<KOD> whip's whip would look nice with smooth animation
<KOD> and more originality in gameplay
<SatouSei> she should get her pachinkof move
<SatouSei> the one in which she strangles herself
<KOD> erotic asphyxiation
<@Reborn> ...
<@Reborn> pics
<KOD> ....dude what >_>
<@Reborn> A rope is fine too