Super Smash Bros. Brawl

[UHMEEEEBA]

Yeah, that's fake, the one on the upper screen anyways, above is the screen from the ACTUAL site, some loser edited that Jesus. The rest is people over analysing it that pattern really could be anything.*

Ridley could still be done, ever play Metroid Prime? His wings fall off there and he still kicks ass.

I doubt the SA-X would be a character, the model is too similar to regular Samus. An enemy in adventure mode, however would kick ass.

*Sadly, Sonic will still probably be in the game.

[Jesuszilla]

Yep, just checked the site as well. IT WAS SHOOP'D.


In other news, today, we get a pretty fucking smoke ball. Whoopie.

[UHMEEEEBA]

Well that's pretty pointless. It's like a more sucky cloaking device with pretty yet unnecessary effects.

[Fusion]

I await the fart jokes with a green Smoke Bomb and a character crouching.

[UHMEEEEBA]

Wario seems to have fart jokes covered already.

[Jesuszilla]

And today we have Ike's special move list. A charging sword move.... How original.

[Alik]

with a slight super armor effect , kinda cheesey and the last fire emblam guys were pretty cheap

[UHMEEEEBA]

Super Armor? This might make Bowser actually useable if they give it to him for a few of his attacks.

And so he has a Sword Charging move, big deal, it isn't a slash like Marth/Roy's if anything it's closer to being a rip off of Bowser's neutral B.

Glad to see he has Aether... but man that's some insane vertical distance he get's with it. I think it might be like Luigi's up b and can only go straight up...

[Jesuszilla]

Probably so, for balance purposes.

[UHMEEEEBA]

Balance?

Do I need to point out how horrible Kirby, Ness, Pichu and Mewtwo were in Melee*? And how overpowered Sheik, Fox and Marth were?

Seriously these people couldn't balance the game to save their lives, especially if it has a larger roster, more characters means less balance, it's just the way it is. LAWL COMMA SPAM.

[Jesuszilla]

MARTH was overpowered? Dude Marth was fucking weak and useless.

[UHMEEEEBA]

No, you can spam his speed to unleash REALLY broken combos that make the fact he does little damage not a factor.

It requires a lot of more advanced techniques and glitch abuse but in the right hands Marth can be virtually unbeatable.

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They aren't even trying to make a good sound track anymore. Still sounds MIDI-ish.

The Grim Reaper bit was so very forced into the song and does not gel well. Furthermore, that songs reminds me of how annoying the Grim Reaper was.

"LAWL I SEE YOU SO I'M GOING TO JUMP UP AND DOWN AND SUMMON MY HOMING DUDES WHILE THIS CORNY MUSIC PLAYS!".

[Jesuszilla]

... That's just bad.

[UHMEEEEBA]

Indeed but let's wait for Fusion to stroll along and defend this games horrible music, again.