ITT: Sonic Games

[Sgt Squirrel]

Haha what? That review Neon posted keeps complaining about instant-death moments... yet whenever I die an instant-death I always saw it coming beforehand. Like Casino Street Zone act 2, Road of Cards, where you have to jump across a bunch of cards that kinda flip over and make you fall off when they do. Yes, you die if you fail. Kinda makes sense, no?

[UHMEEEEBA]

[Jesuszilla]

Time to see for myself because the fanbase is really just terribly nitpicky.

EDIT: After the first level:

-I DID see some of these physics problems, however, it's nothing TOO gameplay breaking, and, as I suspected, it usually only happens when you fight the forces trying to work with you.
Solution to Sonic Fanbase: Get used to the controls.


-The homing attack is actually nice. Of course, I didn't play Sonic until the Sonic Adventure games. Interpret that however you want.
Solution to Sonic Fanbase:

-I wish they used the traditional "Zone Complete" music, but whatever, it's not like it's a sin against mankind.

[Jesuszilla]

also MAD GEAR ZONE there better be Damnd and shit.

[Anjel]

Proof that fanboys never get happy. This IS good.

[Cyanide]

I haven't played it yet, but as someone who has played and enjoyed most of the sonic games i only see an issue with the controls and some of the physics if you DON'T play it in the relatively new style of "hold right"

I wish they'd left out the homing attack. Give sonic his invincible spin. Homing was great in 3D you didn't need to aim that much. In 2D it makes things a little too easy.

[Jesuszilla]

It's hard to get it to do what you want on the iPhone, so the Ruins boss is pretty rage-inducing.

[UHMEEEEBA]

I believe that's probably a fault of the iPhone and not Sonic Teams for a change.

[Jesuszilla]

Indeed, even though the iPhone has the best touch screen out there, that doesn't stop it from being a difficult control device when it comes to games.

[UHMEEEEBA]

[Jesuszilla]

Well SEGA, you got your asses kicked by two guys in their parents' basement, how does it feel?

[Sgt Squirrel]

how is it "asses kicked" if they just took the sonic 2 level design and made a HD version of that

in fact i think more fans would've been pissed off if sega had just done that

[KoopaKoot]

http://corrupt, adulterating shitbags.com/5658415/sega-doesnt-want-sub+par-sonic-games-on-shelves-anymore

[UHMEEEEBA]

Normally I'd say something like "Need a laugh?" but this is just so awful of a commercial you aren't going to laugh much.

[Jesuszilla]

SEGA's managed to beat Nintendo in one thing: retarded motions.


... Although now I wonder how hilarious it would be if it were played drunk.