SPAM THREAD!

[Tyrannosaurus Reich]

enjoy being hated by NMH fanboys

[Jesuszilla]

by what

[Jango]

No More Heroes for the NINTENDO WII

[UHMEEEEBA]

I thought that game sucked.

[Jango]

Well according to Metacritic and GameRankings, it averages 83% in terms of good reviews.

[Tyrannosaurus Reich]

SuperYoshi says its fucking awful but I don't know myself

music's cool though  8)

[KoopaKoot]

I liked No More Heroes. Even if it was the watered down version I played.  :-\

[Tyrannosaurus Reich]

YOU CAN CALL ME EGO I'M GOING KICK YOUR DOWN DOOR DOWN FUCK YOUR MOM THEN close down your restaurant

[Jesuszilla]

Wait what, watered down version?

No decapitation? TONS OF BLOOD?

Europe is retarded with that kind of shit... Then again, in America we freak out over a titty. Go figure, everyone's fucking stupid. Especially Australia, though. Their censorship laws are downright ridiculous.

[UHMEEEEBA]

Because I found a youtube version of it.

[KoopaKoot]

[Jesuszilla]

I saw that GIF on Pixiv, I believe.


And finally, done with next week's Chemistry and Calculus assignments... Japanese, I believe too. Wait shit, that still leaves that one pointless class. Oh well I can do that later.

[Tyrannosaurus Reich]

Playing emulators with the wired 360 controller is so cash  8)

[Fusion]

Observation: Starfleet are idiots teaching idiots

Ignoring Star Trek: Enterprise, here's where Starfleet has screwed up the most, starting with my most familiar examples: The Star Trek Movies, and Voyager.

In Star Trek II, Kirk has Uhura send out a message to Starfleet command on what's happening.  In Star Trek III, Enterprise pulls into dock wounded, indicating that Starfleet did jack when they could've responded ASAP to a hijacked destroyer.  But... then Kirk turns right around, steals the enterprise, and the only attempt Starfleet makes to stop Kirk is... The Excelsior, that's it.

Star Trek IV, a probe threatens the Earth, that's the only time Starfleet bothers to send a vessel to investigate.  Too bad that, y'know, the probe disables them all and an entire spacedock.

Star Trek V, well, they're excused, the Enterprise was Hijacked and Sybok had lethal levels of charisma anyway.

Star Trek VI, Sulu had to jump in with his own ship rather than try to ask Starfleet what to do about Kirk, well, being held trial in Klingon territory and held as what you could consider a P.O.W where he shouldn't even be.

Star Trek: First Contact, they send out Picard and his awesome Enterprise-E to the Romulan Border... On a hunch.  On a hunch that the Romulans would attack and somehow expect cooperation from the Borg.  Come on, you've had a captain turned into a borg and back first hand, he's commanding one of your starships, and you send him to an unrelated area just because of a hunch?

Star Trek: Insurrection.  It's entire plot is why Starfleet is idiotic.

Nemesis doesn't get any slack, either.  Romulans want to talk peace, Starfleet thinks nothing of the sudden change in attitude, sends Picard's ship alone with no escort.  Because, y'know, this is a diplomatic mission and clearly not a mission to destroy the flagship of the Federation.  When Starfleet could've used a stupid idea to their advantage, they don't.

And Star Trek: Voyager.  Janeway gets her crew stuck 75,000 lightyears from home... Because she was too touchy with the Caretaker.  Now obviously someone taught those morals to her.

[UHMEEEEBA]

You should think to yourself it's just a show, I should really just relax.