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Started by Neon_Tiger, March 20, 2006, 09:31:53 PM

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Brandy Bogard

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Brandy Bogard

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The frequency of tautological phrases and similar redundancies by niggers when trying to communicate through spoken language is directly related to a nigger's slowness of thought.

Humans tend to be able to think much quicker than they speak, just as they can read silently more quickly than they can read out loud. For this reason, a human who is trying to express a message verbally will tend to have thousands of words at the ready, and have ample time to select the appropriate word and place it in line to be spoken at the appropriate instance.

Niggers, however, are a different story. Despite the fact that the average nigger has only mastered about 600 words, it still struggles with word retrieval, and tends to need extra time for this "thinking" process. As a result, absent the use of "gap-fillers", a nigger's oral expressions would have significant periods of silence between words (imagine trying to speak to someone in Greek by using an English-to-Greek dicitionary-- there would be pauses while you looked up the next word).

Since niggers cannot be silent, they either fill the gaps with eeks and ooks (mmmhhmm) or with meaningless rhetoricals (gnomesayin) or with tautological phrases (any phrase with words that are superfluous because they are implicit). Many humans use tautologies to some extent (e..g., in the phrase "whether or not" the words "or not" are superfluous because they are implicit in the word "whether"). Still, niggers take it to a much higher level. In your example, the nigger who says that he will "kill you dead, Muddafuggah" is using the words "you dead" so that he can stall for time, so to speak, while his primitive brain searches for and then retrieves the word "Muddafuggah."
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Brandy Bogard

Quote[23:09:00] <UselessLurker> finally i can unload all of my ripe tempestxjz jokes
[23:09:51] <c001357> do tell
[23:10:01] <UselessLurker> hold on
[23:10:08] <UselessLurker> i have it somewhere on a txt file
[23:10:22] <UselessLurker> right next to my porn folder
[23:10:58] <TempppesT> do you sometimes accidentally click the txt file and wank without realizing it til you're half way done?
[23:11:15] <UselessLurker> hey i like to keep things that have things in common next to each other
[23:11:26] <UselessLurker> in tghis case things trhat give me ranging hardons
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Insanius


UHMEEEEBA

I think the better question is why have the txt file in the first place?

Brandy Bogard

Quote[22:28:19] <mib_336z76> REGISTER niggerballs666 drominguez
[22:28:22] <mib_336z76> aww shit
[22:28:26] <mib_336z76> you didnt see that
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Jesuszilla



Just try to keep things peaceful.

UHMEEEEBA

Someone already did that on the last page Jesus.

Jesuszilla

I know. I had to do it again because what the hell.


Just try to keep things peaceful.

Brandy Bogard

Quote[00:14:06] <ZG> what game is this anthem?
[00:14:19] <AnthemNotAH> SvC Match of the Millenium.
[00:14:32] <ZG> this is mugen full game?
[00:14:37] <@MC2> LMAO
[00:14:40] <MooMaster666> LMAOI
[00:14:44] <MooMaster666> ROFL
[00:14:49] <MooMaster666> ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO?!
[00:14:56] <ZG> idk enlighten me
[00:15:02] <EvilHoemew> .......
[00:15:08] <MooMaster666> OH GOD
[00:15:09] <AnthemNotAH> ...
[00:15:10] <OrochiGill> what happened
[00:15:11] <MooMaster666> I'M DYING HERE LMAO
[00:15:14] <Arpa> REALLY
[00:15:15] <AnthemNotAH> NGPC Game.
[00:15:17] <Arpa> REALLY
[00:15:21] <AnthemNotAH> -_-;
[00:15:23] <MooMaster666> REALLY
[00:15:30] <Brandy_Bogard> LOL
[00:15:32] <ZG> you ppl forget i dont follow snk so DUH
[00:15:33] <AnthemNotAH> ZG THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? : \
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c001357

QuoteAnjel   fucking hell c001357
   Anjel   welcome to my ignorelist
a tear was shed; my voice shall merely be whispers in the wind...

Brandy Bogard

Fucker needs to calm down, you only said something.
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UHMEEEEBA

It wouldn't be the first time someone had a hissy fit and blocked someone in that channel, don't let it bug you.

Anjel

Yeah, no. I've hated c00583485 since I read his first post.

Brandy Bogard

let me guess he linked to something japanese
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