Understanding exactly what Ralts wants, Jon reaches down and picks the tiny Pokemon up.

"Ah, okay! Great!" Goombella said.

"Where do you think he might have run off to?" Iris asked Katie.

Meanwhile...

"Buh...ha ha ha ha! Finally, now I'll be able to track down the exerpiment with no problem!" Lock-Jaw said. He was now in a HUGE hallway, with asections spreading to even more hallways. Above the entrance to the hallway he was in, it read: Deviantart Chat Boards.

"Let's see...where to start..." Lock-Jaw thought to himself. He walked over to one of the many, MANY doors i nthe hallways, leading to different chats. However...the second he opened it up...

"DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The crocodile cried out at the top of his lunges, before exiting and slamming the door at LITERALLY LIGHT SPEED, "Agh!!! This place was messed up before the experiment even got here!"

"All right, then which way is the chatroom?" Shinryu asked Katie.

"I have bad feeling about going there...but okay..." Goombella said out loud. Iris also seemed to share in her oppinion.

Iris, Goombella, and Shinryu also returned to the bus, prepared for anything to come.

Meanwhile, in a newly createc chatroom on Deviantart...

"Hahahaha! This was genius! Creating a NEW chatroom as my base of operations here!" Lock-Jaw shouted in triumph, "Best of all, it's kept in a secret lock-down format! Those guys can't get to me at all!" The crocodile continued to gloat. He then walked over to something in the room...what appeared to be two statues. The first was of a woman, whose outfit...looked remarkably similar to Kyo Kusanagi's....and the second was a somewhat smaller creature. It was rather odd looking, it appeared to have scales too.

"And as for you two....buh, huh huh huh huh huh! Looks like you guys won't be ratting me out after all!" Lock-Jaw said, seemingly directed at the statues for some reason...

Meanwhile...

"Oh no....this is horrible! What to do, what to do?!" A very small, funny looking creature stood outside one of the doors in the chatroom hallway. He looked like this - http://www.mariowiki.com/Image:PMTYDpunio.jpg

"There's got to be someone..." He muttered.

"EEP!!!" The little gray creatured cired out before dashing into a crack in the wall next to the door.

"Hey wait a minute...I think I recognized that creature! Stop the bus!" Goombella suddenly shouted. Iris and Shinryu had also noticed the small gray creature. What could this mean though?

"Yeah!" Goombella quickly responded before quickly dashing out of the bus, "Follow me! Maybe he can help us!" The Goomba said. Iris and Shinryu both looked at each other and shrugged, before exiting the bus and following Goombella. The three proceeded to rush into the door next to the crack in the wall where the gray creature darted to. The chat-room was completely empty, except for the presence of the small gray creatures in one of the corners.

"W-What?!" The small gray creature exlaimed, obviously very confused by Le Malta's statement, "Just please...don't hurt me!" He exlaimed.

"Wait a minute! Punio! You don't have to be afraid!" Goombella suddenly shouted out.

"That voice...wait a minute...Goombella, is that you?" Punio suddenly asked, a bit shocked.

"Yeah Punio. It's me!" Goombella said while taking a step forward. Punio let out a huge sigh of relief, knowing it was an old friend now.

"Whew! For a second there, I thought you guys were going to gang up on me or something!" Punio said, "So, Goombella...are these your friends?" The Puni asked.

"Yes, so you don't have anything to worry about!" Goombella responded.

"Awwww...... he's cuuute!" Misuzu suddenly squels, Marc just looked around, "This is really strange..."

"So that croc took your sister? Son of a bitch," says Le Malta, cracking his tiny knuckles.

"'Course I can, it's all true! The little gray thing tells no lies!", shouts Katie.

Raptor, Le Malta, and Katie run off in a direction as well. Raptor's making sure to stick close to this strange woman, since she seems to know a lot about this place.

I answered the phone and it was my friend Nate in a wildly excited voice saying to get over to his house right away. Not sure what was up I did as Nate said and headed off on my bike to Nate's house. He was waiting at the door when I arrived and we went quickly up to his bedroom where he closed and locked the door. I asked him what was up and Nate told me that he had picked the lock on his older brother's footlocker and found "dirty" magazines. Nate reached under his bed and pulled out about six different magazines. He smiled at me and said that we no longer had to imagine what naked girls looked like as these magazines showed it all! Nate and I had been jacking off together a couple of times a week since we played a strip poker game a few months back. Mostly we talked about girls at school and how we would like to feel their pussy and even fuck them while we jacked off together. Neither of us had any real clue about sex, but we did like to stroke our dicks and make them cum.

The Demoman followed Leonardo into the room.

"AY I FINALLY FOUND YA YE FUCKIN' TURTLE. TOLD YE I WAS A GOOD DEMOMAN NOW DI'N I? So what makes me a good Demoman?" said Demoman "WELL IF I WEREN'T A GOOD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE TO DISCUSS IT WITH YOU, NOW WOULD I!?"

Heavy Weapons Guy came bursting through the wall much like the Kool-Aid man after hearing Demoman's shouting.

"This looks like a good spot. You can't escape from me either, Demoman! Now shut up and take it like a good Demoman," said Heavy Weapons Guy. "You know you like it when I get ready to fire." Heavy Weapons guy dropped his pants, showing off his heavy weaponry.

"I'm sorry Leonardo, I just can't."
"Jesus Christ!"
And Nate saw his chance.
"I'll do it."
"What?"
"I'll do it. I'll cut Demoman's nipple off and snuf him."
Nate held his breath, was this going to work?
The room erupted in sound, everyone talking about what Nate
had said.
"Quiet everybody, shut the fuck up!" Heavy Weapons Guy stood in thought
while everyone, especially Nate, waited on his decision.
"You know, it just might work. Yeah, the little virginal
kiddo turns into a homicidal slut. Yeah, that'll work."
"Wait Heavy Weapons Guy, I changed my mind, I can do it,
really I can."

And thus, the war began. Mugen Infantry has created a new special forces unit to deal with Reuben Kee: Steven Harper. Elsewhere in the community, Jessica Smoke/Raul/Walrus re-appears out of self imposed hiding with a declaration that he now commands his own Neo-Nazi movement. Unlike movements of the past, Jessica Smoke/Raul/Walrus intends to force the emigration of Mugen Infantry's inhabitants to JSMugen by bringing about an ice age.

.... Then Steven looked up only to find that he was PALE AND ROTTING. IT WAS ZOMBIE DRE!


Steven put his demoman powers to use and KABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMMM blew up Zombie Dre.

"AW SHIT I HOPE HE AIN'T THE ONLY ONE."

Dr Dre knelt before the Onix, and shed a tear. He said a prayer for it, in the most fluent and correct English he's ever spoken in his life as he knew by using his native hood talk he would disrespect the gods, and the Onix would be doomed to an eternal life in hell. With their penises still fully erect, and now even more so at the site of the dead creature, everyone else in the room gathered round to pay their respects.

"OH YEAH BROTHER, THIS IS TOTALLY COOL DUDE!" Hogan ejaculated over 50 gallons of sperm into Onix's anus. She instantly popped out of the dimension, leaving Hogan to play his favorite video game, Twisted Metal Black for the Playstation 2.

Kira came back and laughed and marveled at how he created such a disaster and masterpiece in such a short amount of time... He had total control. He then went back to finishing his updates so he could move onto COLLISION COURSE. Some more stuff happened that probably shouldn't be written here because you've probably already had both an orgasm and a Hogasm.

WANT TO FIND OUT MORE? WELL you sure as hell won't find it here in this poor-ass writing. And no, I am not talking about just me and my friends here. I'm talking all you fuckots (it's short for "fucking faggot" if you must know).

Sambo went on to fight like the warrior he is, much like Ryu. He went down kicking many people's down doors down to find who or what he was after.

WANT TO FIND OUT MORE? KEEP AN EYE ON WARUIGOUKI'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL FOR JOHN SAMBO: FIRST BLOOD


Also Sambo managed to get through Sonicsage no problem (WHICH IT WAS POINTLESS FOR YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU NEED TO GET SHIT STRAIGHT MAN I MEAN COME ON), and although Evil Ken, Talbain, etc. were tough, he did not manage to get through me due to some weird unexplained event. I blame Ingrid's time-traveling. Damn bitch. I also cannot leave without saying that Neopets guy is just fucking creepy, ok? Well at least he's not to the point of collecting catheters like Neon's floormate, RMF!


Also Haruhi sucks.


In addition, the Scout comes along and BONKs Ampchu and wins the game.


Oh and according to Mustkillroy and Giga Bowser X's logic, THIS IS CANON




~FIN
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